the most powerful wizard in all the land: i am here to save you, you poor fool of a king. your mind is being poisoned
my trusted advisor grimey snakelips: we cannot trust him, my lord. send him away
me (not listening + playing games on my tablet): youre right grimey
hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.
It breaks my heart that we spent hundreds of years domesticating pigeons, training them to deliver our messages, and be our loyal, intelligent friends only to abandon them in the cities with no consistent human companionship.