Dan Rauck

I hope nobody goes through my tweets. I’m embarrassingly not that funny.

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@RayKump That aligns well.

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@ben_rosen Sometimes you catch a bad case of halving.

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@tuttysan Beautiful & brilliant!

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@natashaleggero Well, that’s not entirely true. After I saw the brave lil’ toaster it’s been a dream of mine.

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@marcmaron #bantheleafblower

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@harikondabolu Just heard. I’m crushed. Came to Twitter for confirmation & comfort. Great suggestion that I’ll do right now.

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Kale MacNamara is the most made up name ever.

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@marcmaron Heavy doses of antioxidants

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@kumailn Next Tuesday.

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@CharlesFinch Fiona Apple - Fetch the Bolt Cutters

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@marcmaron You ever cut that with some vanilla?

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@kumailn C’mon. It only moved back one hour.

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@realDonaldTrump Those aren’t patriots. They were trying to stifle free speech. With aggression bordering on outright violence.

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@bertkreischer @tomsegura Capture a cardinal and eat it, roasted over a campfire. You don’t eat unless that happens. This can be a bird or a higher ranking minister.

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@michaelianblack We’ll see

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@marcmaron You are now allowed to go out in the streets and hurl candy at children, and I’m sure that impulse has occurred to you before. But now you’re considered heroic. Win/Win

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@realDonaldTrump Wow. That’s really reaching.

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@tomsegura You need that pull.

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@TheoVon How bout Facebook? They do an almost even job of proving it! Also, the world is a beautiful place in space.

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The pandy. #pandy