Chris Johnson

[Chris Johnson @raugturi]

@Etsy What part of "Keep Commerce Human" led you to install a terrible AI bot on your site for support?

[Chris Johnson @raugturi]

@secnumbersguy A lot of people might give up on life if they came to the conclusion that their only skill was being an obnoxious idiot, but you turned it into a whole career. That's kind of impressive.

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@NextRoundLive Another way to put this, "Our resume makes it look like we're better than Miami if you only start counting it after the game where we literally lost to Miami."

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@tbhorka Oh shut up. A team that beat ND argued it should get in over them because, and let me double check here, yep..THEY FUCKING BEAT THEM! Alabama and the SEC are the problem here, not Miami.

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@SchwarzPlatte @rainstormblue @LeoMorozovskii Send a letter to You're Being Trolled University c/o Satire is Dead, PO BOX 69420, along with 5 cracker jack box tops.

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@GreatDayTarHeel "Sure you beat us 5 years in a row, but you're only mid while we're a dumpster fire!" isn't the burn you think it is.

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@secnumbersguy They could expand it to 128 teams and a bunch of 1 and 2 win teams would be crying about not getting in. Quit being babies and win more games if you want a championship.

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@DarthBrooks_ @Madisox43 @PoupartNFL The SEC, Big 12, and Big Ten have the same rule. Big 12 eventually looks at non-conference schedule but only _after_ the conference SOS tie break so it wouldn't change this. They do it _for_ teams like Miami who play hard non-conference schedules and don't want it to hurt them.

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@Hunter_Oakley We kicked your ass so hard you became a Duke fan.

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@agordi23 @accnetwork @DukeFOOTBALL @UVAFootball They have the same rules as the other conferences. Non-conference games are meaningless specifically because of teams like Miami. Teams who player tough non-conference schedules don't want that to work against them, so they demand these rules. Stop crying about it like a baby.

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@NonStopCarolina Is 73 a magic number that makes someone invisible to UNC fans?

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@iancdunne02 @isaacschade Is he though? Because from what I've read in his posts he is not better than this at all.

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@isaacschade Someone should use this post to explain to Jordon what libel actually is.

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@aravind @praxis_exe Are you seriously comparing throwing a chess piece into a cheering crowd to mass murder?

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@EmilSutovsky You're not fit to lead a lemonade stand. Resign.

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@VBkramnik @chesscom Admitting you're confused is the first step I guess. Now could you kindly shut the fuck up and stop suing people until you aren't?

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@ButtocksPhD @LudwigAhgren @DrLupo @chesscom Chat was giving him many moves and he somehow picked the engine one every time. Either he had his own engine and is lying or specific plants in chat so he knew which ones to take seriously.

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@DNewtonespn @espn You have to be the least competent person to ever hold a job for this long. Exactly how much dirt do you have on your boss to not get fired? Do they not realize that if you tried to out them you'd just report it wrong and misspell their name anyway.

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@bartjw @Bramblyspam @CurtisHouck You say that as if any of the people complaining about DEI consider any woman or person of color to be qualified to do anything. They call every non white male a DEI hire regardless of qualifications.

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@BLKMYP @Rpgmanes @GaelenBet @AmericanAir ATC broadcasts in the clear. It's always being recorded and uploaded to the Internet in real time. I've heard it myself. ATC notified the helicopter twice. They acknowledged sight of it both times.