rauchy mcrauncherson

Fuck. Shit? Goddamn!

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@fake_vyvyan WHY WOULD YOU EVER EVEN

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surprisingly, female ejaculation is not a myth. NOW I KNOW (and you do too, unfortuantely enough)

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YOU KNOW WHAT IS COOL? NOT HAVING A CARBUNCLE ON MY DICK, THAT IS COOL. THINGS ARE NOT COOL RIGHT NOW.

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Slowly hemorrhaging pus from small open sores on various parts of my body, including, and limited to, my lips, eyelid, earlobe, and forearms

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You know what is a truly fucking terrible and disgusting thing? Getting poison oak is a truly fucking terrible and disgusting thing.

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Holy fucking shit it's been a long-ass time. Tits, etc. I feel like Jay from Clerks sometimes, you know? All this god damn cussing. Fuck.

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Hokay so my room is still fucking full of god damn boxes and random shit, but at least I can sort of walk around it a little bit now.

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@fake_vyvyan Wow thanks for all the bullshit medical advice. It really helped when I didn't read it and the poison oak healed on its own.

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Besides the shittiness pretty much everything right now, last night was a good party. Came pretty close to face-punching. Wish I'd done it.

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"Have fun" "baking" "a cake" what i'm saying is enjoy fucking for the last time until NEXT FUCKING WEEKEND (i might be a little angry.)

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And speaking of shit I don't fucking need, this week has just been chock fucking full of god damn drama. I fucking hate my roommates so much

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FUCK POISON OAK SO MUCH. If you ever come up with a way to kill it all off, PLEASE FUCKING DO. I don't need this shit.

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Holy fucking shit on a stick I am so pissed off at everything and everyone right now. I need some ninja rocks for anger release.

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But seriously, though. I felt terrible today when I asked someone to be more present in my life then immediately made them cry. Twice.

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More and more I feel like this is just a place for me to vent about all the bullshit that goes on my life. I'm not sure this is a good thing

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This shit is fucking retarded.

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Well shit, now I have no hopes or dreams for the future.

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Fucking god damn bitch can't take a motherfucking joke shit a brick god damn

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I could have seen titties. Turns out I'm not a peeping tom after all.

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@britneyspears I think it's cute that you're under the impression that most of your Twitter followers are fans. Hint: we're not.