Robert

Architecture, baseball, Calvin & Hobbes and open wheel racing for the most part. Store bought is fine.

[Robert @rausden]

It's relevant every single day.

[Robert @rausden]

@RomeovilleKid Nice! Yeah, I've felt that way with Hali too.

[Robert @rausden]

Oh, @JoeyVotto. I’ve missed you so, so, so much dude.

[Robert @rausden]

@seanw_m @ArthurMacwaters You da man Sean

[Robert @rausden]

Some people have never been to the Indianapolis 500 and it shows.

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

What blows my mind about the Roman Empire is that lack of technology is far easier to overcome than lack of freedom from bureaucrats

Like unironically these guys built the most insane civic architecture and still hold the record

We have to technology to build something a hundred times bigger than ever but instead we chose to employ bureaucrats and allow them to micromanage every detail of buildings down to toilet spacing and the number of fasteners per foot

They were willing to spend a significant portion of their GDP on making their civilization epic, and we have cheap bullshit and decay

Terrible trade

Absolutely humiliating

[Robert @rausden]

Hate squirrels, man. Hate hornworms.

[Robert @rausden]

The Smiths

[Dan Druff @spoonfulofglass]

I always talk about bands that suck. What bands do you think suck?

[Robert @rausden]

Keep seeing headlines about the explosive diarrhea parasite in Ohio now. And I'm just not gonna click those links.

It's whatever, man. I do not have the emotional capacity to also worry about the explosive diarrhea parasite. If it happens, it was so willed.

[Robert @rausden]

First time I saw those Millie Moon diaper commercials with kids floating around on clouds and that somber-ass song, I thought those babies had died.

[Robert @rausden]

The KOI Auto Parts region is the center of the universe. It is known.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Ohio is America’s Top State for Business in 2026, per CNBC

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

I fuckin' told y'all Jennifer Aniston would switch to breezy denim this summer but you assholes didn't believe me!

[Robert @rausden]

https://t.co/R85jnQypXH

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

So the White House is a Thai restaurant now?

[Robert @rausden]

@cgarber8 "I coulda been a contendah" - Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Batman (1989)

[Robert @rausden]

We are all dogs in God’s hot car.

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Paul Skenes on Ryan O'Hearn's 3 homer, 10 RBI game. 🤣

"I think it was kinda selfish, to be honest. Everybody else is getting on. Home runs are rally killers.

You hit a 3- run home run or a grand slam...and what now? There's nobody on. Nobody can drive him in. Good for him, I guess."

[Robert @rausden]

Been on a LoTR re-read and am almost through the Fellowship. Sean Bean was indeed the perfectly casted Boromir. Of all the characters in the film, I can't read a single sentence without imagining it in his delivery.

[Robert @rausden]

🟠⚫️⚪️

[NTT INDYCAR SERIES @IndyCar]

The future is set 🟠

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

"Tell the world, stop the war"