Rava~Java

For every complicated problem there is a simple, easy to understand, wrong answer.

[Mark Wahlberg @markwahlberg]

Join me and The Kiefer Foundation in pledging to help end distracted driving by reminding loved ones to put their phones away and #JustDrive. Learn more at https://t.co/Xx4JVeLD3R
#JustDrive #KieferFoundation

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A lot of people confuse their right to free speech with a right to be actually listened to or taken seriously. You have to earn that.

[Rava~Java @ravamichelle]

@DaveVescio Exactly.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

In the last weeks, America learned Trump had simultaneous affairs with a stripper and a Playboy Bunny. Nobody (other than possibly, Melania), seemed to bat an eyelash. If the Russians have something on him, it’s gotta be a lot more than “golden showers”. https://t.co/qHiJWWxN8B

[Rava~Java @ravamichelle]

@rainnwilson Wait for it...

[VoteVets @votevets]

“For someone who just declared it was ‘treasonous’ to not applaud him... it is clear that a military parade isn’t about saluting the military - it’s about making a display of the military saluting him.” - Ret Maj Gen Paul Eaton, Senior Adviser to VoteVets https://t.co/Ke8gkKxshJ

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @realDonaldTrump: I served on active duty in the US military to give people the right to clap when the President speaks, or not to clap; to stand, or to sit; to attend your speeches or to boycott them. We are not & never will be an authoritarian regime. https://t.co/fC27Pn6R4A

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Launch auto-sequence initiated (aka the holy mouse-click) for 3:45 liftoff #FalconHeavy

[Dave Vescio @DaveVescio]

Sex trafficking and mass rape should no more be seen as women's issues than slavery was a black issue or the Holocaust was a Jewish issue. These are all humanitarian concerns, transcending any one race, gender, or creed. #SpreadTheWord

[Rava~Java @ravamichelle]

@rainnwilson I am #185. Nice to meet you.

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

🚨 #SVU PSA: This is a @RyanBuggle appreciation tweet. LIKE and RT to wish him a happy birthday. 🎉

[Rava~Java @ravamichelle]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Folks willing to give Trump a pass because their 401ks are swelling remind me of Italians willing to give Mussolini a pass because he made the trains run on time.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox has a message for @realDonaldTrump: "We are not paying for that f*cking wall"

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Reminder: "chain migration" is a made up term by the hardline anti-immigration crowd. Its purpose is to dehumanize immigrants. If you're using that word, you're declaring a side.

[Rava~Java @ravamichelle]

@SamuelLJackson I watched The Samaritan last night. Wow. I just had to tell you, wow. I was all over the place. 👍

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

<3 months after the GOP sent this tweet>

Steve Wynn, the RNC's lead fundraiser (who hosted an inaugural anniversary celebration at Mar-a-Lago earlier this month), stands accused of being a serial sexual predator.

What will @GOP, Trump, etc., do with the $$ from Wynn? https://t.co/Phh0L59e4q

[Hoda Kotb @hodakotb]

Happy weekend xxx

[Mr. Met @MrMet]

Let’s make this happen!!! #CalliesMetsProm https://t.co/hMpwgAHjz5

[Jaime Primak @JaimePrimak]

Best sign ever #womensmarch2018