Raven

Golf allows you to find peace in nature while also finding passion in competition.

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Scribbles that turned into something.

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"Instagram vs Reality: Museum edition"
📸 INFLUENCER: *Artsy Van Gogh stare*
📸 ME: *Sweating, reading plaque for 10 mins to look smart*
#CultureFraud #PretendIntellectual

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"Instagram vs Reality: Museum edition"
📸 INFLUENCER: *Artsy Van Gogh stare*
📸 ME: *Sweating, reading plaque for 10 mins to look smart*
#CultureFraud #PretendIntellectual

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Wander on hoof🚶‍♂️, compete on grass🏌️. Free🤸 #Untethered

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> "Lovely weather!" = A terrible typhoon
> "I might join you later" = I'm not going out
> "That's interesting!" = You're so stupid I'm suffocating
> Bonus: Eye-rolling emoji translation guide 👀👉🙄

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Man: Love traveling and fitness?
Me: Love finding £4.50 golf balls in a rainstorm
Man: Annual income?
Me: Negative growth (see attached image: estimated club collection at £12,000)
He swiped left—
I smiled and birdied it. 🐦 #GolfWidow #AntiRelationshipEconomics

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My male golfer: "Teaching you how to grip the club? Hands here..."
(He suddenly puts his hand on my waist)
I smile and hand over a 7-iron:
"Teaching you how to maintain social distance? Put the club here—"
(He presses against the toe of his shoe)
The whole place is silent

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New Central Line rush hour survival tips:
1. Avoiding golf theory lessons from homeless people
2. Using your Birkin to block an accidental swing
3. Imagining birdsong during the "Mind the Gap" radio broadcast
#LondonMagicRealism#GolfAddiction

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Trying to look 'effortlessly chic' on the course:
✓ Tweed vest
✗ Mud-streaked trousers
✓ £200 Pro V1 lost in gorse
✗ Hair full of sideways rain
Nailed it. 💁♀️🌧️ #GolfStyle #BritishWeatherOrWhat #GlamourInTheRough

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> Swapped the laptop glow for the gym neon. Trading spreadsheets for sweat-sheets. That 8pm lift session? Mental reset button: *pressed*. 💪🌙 #GymLife #WorkLifeBalance #EveningGains

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May you have a kind heart and eyes that can discover beauty.

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Checking the weather forecast: "Light showers. Waterproofs, gloves and sunscreen packed (eternal optimist). Starting clear. Hole 3? Monsoon. Classic. 🌦️☔️⛳️ #BritishWeather #GolfStruggles #JustLondonThings

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The Practice Range Paradox
Spent 2 hours striping it pure on the range. Got to the 1st tee... shanked it into next Tuesday. Golf, why must you tease me so? 😩⛳️ #GolfLife #RangeHeroCourseZero

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Golf is like life. It is not about how perfect you are when you tee off, but whether you can calmly adjust and swing again after every mistake. Focus, patience and persistence are the true strength to reach the green.

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@rahasia_y www

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@rnia0302 ばりうける笑🤣

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@yuka_n_321 まぢか、さらにおつかれ😶

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@yuka_n_321 おつかれ

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@rahasia_y ちょ、詳しく！！

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@yuka_n_321 お土産待ってて😎