Raven Aube

Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.
#2A #Bucs #Bolts #Conservative

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@charliekirk11 Oh how the tides have SCHIFFed.

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@brianhartline We have faith in you, coach. Bring us some well deserved glory that @USFFootball keeps missing!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@netflix you dead wrong for upping your prices AGAIN.

Making a lot of people rethink cable cutting.

Went from "cost efficient" viewing platform to "annual money grab" real quick.

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@Walmart is an absolute joke with this week's #Pokemon releases. It's literally 10:01am EST and product is already "out of stock" for MSRP? #PokemonDay

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

Dear @YouTubeTV how is 2025 and you guys still broadcast live sports in 720? Everyone and their mother has at least 1 4k tv in their house these days.

At least 1080p 🤦‍♂️

[Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 @lavern_spicer]

Dear Michelle Obama.

Let me school your miserable muthafuckin ass since you can’t seem to remember how blessed you are.

You are married to the first Black president in American history.

You are the first Black First Lady in American history.

Because of that, you and Barack left the White House richer than when yall slithered into it.

Because of that, your Black ass got a multi-million-dollar book deal.

Because of that, you and your FAKE ASS HUSBAND walked away with a $60 million Netflix deal.

Because of that, yall own mansions.

Because of that, yall own beachfront property.

Because of that, yalls kids and grandkids are set for life.

Because of ALL OF THAT, your family’s net worth is over $100 million.

And yet you got the muthafuckin nerve to still get on stage whining like you picking cotton in 1855 instead of sipping champagne in Martha’s Vineyard.

No Black American woman will ever be as privileged as you are bitch.

So sit your ungrateful, race-hustling ass down and thank the country you spent 8 years shitting on.

America gave you EVERYTHING.

The least you could do is shut the fuck up and smile, ho.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I know you are resting in peace, Charlie.

Still can’t believe this happened.

Your memory lives strong.

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@w_terrence As a person who's struggled with faith in my later 20s and early 30s, the rise in people coming to faith for the first time or more deeply into their faith now has been inspiring.

[Trump Lover❤🇮🇳🇺🇸 @SUBRATA30016572]

Drop a❤🇺🇸 if you love Erika Kirk!

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@StephenKing You don't get to "apologize", then hope and pretend to maintain some kind of faux moral high ground, you washed-up has-been. Own your words and ALL the ridicule you 100% deserve. #disgrace #leftwingtalkinghead

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

We have over 30k new followers in two days so will post some things to get you more acquainted with the company…..

Stocking Mill Coffee…why not something cool and edgy like Black Rifle or Death Wish?

Stocking Mill Coffee is way more “edgy” than those.

Stocking Mill Gun powder factory graced the backwoods near small stream hidden in Glastonbury Ct.

George Stocking, his wife Eunice, and three sons operated the gunpowder factory.

On 23 August 1777 Eunice was coming back with one of her sons from delivering gunpowder to our troops….and saw a violent explosion. The blast killed her husband George and two sons.

Did she turn into a little bitch like @davidhogg111 and advocate to take away guns because of a tragedy?

Nope.

She said fuck these Lobsterback bitches. My husband and sons won’t die in vain.

She borrowed money. Rebuilt the plant with her son and continued to supply George Washington with the highest quality gunpowder for his cannons until we had the Redcoats scraping butter off their teeth to soften their hard crumpets before their long swim back across the pond ….defeated.

This is the true American Spirit.

A heavy price was paid to secure our freedom folks.

We aren’t letting any slack jaw f@&&ots take them or intimidate us.

-E

Back to roasting

[UFC @ufc]

Rest in peace.

Charlie Kirk, 1993 - 2025.

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@charliekirk11 would want us to show grace to his killer. That's why he was better than us.

We are too angry.

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

@smcroasters Are you hiring for a doorman? Would happily apply 🙂

[Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters]

I just gave you our address.

We don’t argue on the phone or internet with fat shits we can take in hand to hand.

You and everyone who thinks the Charlie Kirk murder is funny are more than welcome to come discuss like a man.

In person.

-Eddie

1500 S Atlantic Ave
Daytona Beach Florida
32118

Doors open.

[Damon Imani @damonimani]

My response to The View hosts on Charlie Kirk’s assassination

[Raven Aube @raven_aube]

Hey @amazon care to explain this one? @charliekirk11

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…

[Peggy Sue @PeggySue1_1958]

@GavinNewsom

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy birthday, America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸