Raven

roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you

[Raven @ravendawn15]

I want to fucking off myself

[Raven @ravendawn15]

Thanks for never texting me back.

[dee. @harrymoonchild]

Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter

[Nate 🇬🇾 🇯🇲 @N8vaWalkAlone]

Started at 17, broke up at 19, did the same again at 21.

Messed about with each other between 23 and 25.

We started again properly at 27... now 35, married for coming up 5 years with our 7 yr old daughter + twin 18 month old sons.

It was always Her. It could only ever be Her.

[shirley @shirleylopeez]

a man will always (and i cannot stress this enough) act right for the girl he wants.

[Raven @ravendawn15]

How come women turn on the other woman for sleeping with their significant others, when their significant other was the one that cheated??? Jw

[Raven @ravendawn15]

Dear young dog owners (and all other dog owners), please remember to get your dog’s nails cut every 2.5- 3 weeks, and flea medication and heart guard once a month ❤️ spca does mobile pet clinics where you can get discount meds and services!

[Raven @ravendawn15]

@kylie_taylor11 @ryleigh_speer @kylie_taylor11 I’m down to meet up and go to the court house anytime 💕💜😭

[Raven @ravendawn15]

@kam4398 @kylie_taylor11 @ryleigh_speer Okay still love you 100%

[Raven @ravendawn15]

Hi I love @kylie_taylor11 @ryleigh_speer and @kam4398 for all being my hot ass Valentine’s

[Raven @ravendawn15]

@ryleigh_speer @kylie_taylor11 Kylie was my valentine first, her valentines can shove it. 🤷🏼‍♀️💕💜😛🌹

[Raven @ravendawn15]

@kylie_taylor11 Please 🌹

[Raven @ravendawn15]

How did I go the whole year dating someone, but ended up single for Valentine’s Day.

[Raven @ravendawn15]

What’s up with college penalizing you for absences, when I pay to go? I literally got the flu the second week of classes and now I have no more absences to use, AND IM STILL SICK THROWING UP

[Raven @ravendawn15]

@YourManPapaSam I feel like she doesn’t understand global warming

[Raven @ravendawn15]

WOW, great feeling to have had sex every day this year!

[Raven @ravendawn15]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Holy shit. This commercial.

[Raven @ravendawn15]

When people say “adopt don’t shop” they don’t mean adopt the puppy that will be gone that week. They mean adopt that 2 year old dog that’s been sitting there for half of its life miserable.