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Mom, hot mess, former athlete, former Sp.Ed. Advocate & foster parent, wife of disabled combat vet, professional grump, Momento Mori, coffee & tattoos

[grandma zoomie @ravenousreader]

When I say “we are hillbillies” what I mean is we have random crap everywhere and the “tin” on our sheds doesn’t match because mismatched “tin” is only 9$ a sheet and we don’t care. Also, my husband can fix anything, we eat vermin, and we love Jesus! Also, we blurt out obvious truths that might hurt your feelings, but dang, bless your heart, some one shoulda told ya already. How rude that they didn’t.

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@miriam_farish It certainly isn’t personal to me. It’s a practicality issue. Don’t have me drive 7 hours for a job that doesn’t exist

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Second straight interview where they did a final mandatory “in person meet the team” interview and I didn’t get the job. 1st one ghosted me - it was a diocese. Second one had the decency to call and let me know they had “accidentally over staffed” for the position.

I hate this.

I am a highly qualified and competent candidate - they obviously agreed with this to some extent - or I wouldn’t make it so far… but why are they wasting my time?

Either they don’t believe my resume and the screening interview, various testings/homework, and panel interview - or they aren’t well managed.

It’s very annoying.

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@BillTooke Thanks. I feel slightly ungrateful because I don’t NEED a job, I WANT a job. Maybe God has other plans. I cannot imagine how much harder this process is on one’s mental health when they desperately NEED a job.

[Monica ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @Utterly_Jean]

My friend's husband has a brain tumor. He is a great husband and father to 3 little girls. If you see this will you pray for him?

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@CatholicPebble I am praying for you and your father. This is such a hard path for both of you:

[Athanasia @saintathanasia]

Please pray for me I’m not doing well. Someone tried to murder my brother last night thankfully he is in recovery and he’s gonna be okay but he’s in a lot of pain. There’s also major family issues going on rn. I would really appreciate all of your prayers

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@EllieBurnett11 Didn’t have strip club bs Halloween on my Facebook bingo card.

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Why are my in laws posting absolute degeneracy on Facebook AND setting it to public?

I want a new last name.

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@Michaelswalk That’s true too.

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@jeball7 They brought it up on the last interview and I brought it up but I didn’t get an answer.

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I have a “final” interview Monday. I am going to bring up (again) that I had already planned to help a son and his wife just after Christmas - in another state. Pray the let me keep my plans. I want to hang out with my grandkids.

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@mandalynns23 Yeah. It would be so upsetting.

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This is a subtweet:

I cannot imagine being pressured to accept a sister wife by my husband.

I don’t share. I am the apple of his eye. I would be devastated if he even implied I wasn’t enough. It would crush me.

Any man that violates his wife’s trust this way, or via any form of infidelity, doesn’t deserve to be married.

I can’t stop thinking about this situation.

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@mrssockgoblin Yes

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@HighRiskAsset Okay, this tracks actually. I have seen this in the wild. Hence women who aggressively pursue men in exclusive relationships.

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@Sensus_Fidelium lol I sent this to my adult sons. 😂😂

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@HighRiskAsset Women like this? I find that hard to believe

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@KeturahAbigail I saw your tweet about your friend. 😭 it seems criminal.

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@BernieKanowsky Whoa!

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Just got this call:

“Yep. This is happening. We are replacing the entire front brake system.”

“Wait, what?”

“Yeah the calipers were broken. we had to drive all over the whole state (hyperbole) to get everything, and now we are doing it.”

“Like, right now!”

“Yeah.”

“Are you pulling an all nighter?”

“Nah. Just a couple hours.”

Apparently, my husband is going to show my oldest how to fix his brakes at

*checks watch*

9:15 pm on a Wednesday.

Also, I guess we don’t say “hello” anymore.

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@thewaronbeauty @richnthin4ever ((Hugs)) I have experienced something very similar and it’s so hard to put into words how deeply it hurts and why. You do an excellent job. Thank you