Sachel 🐸

at least 2 feisty brain cells

[rea ₊˚❀‧₊˚. @yujicalz]

i think about this often i think it is very true more people need to think like this

[Sachel 🐸 @ravihoely_]

Imagine being the FaceTime 911 operator and just seeing horrors beyond comprehension all day 💀

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I don't get why you can't FaceTime when you call 911, it would literally be instant evidence so you don't have to describe your situation

[ic¥doll ⋆‧❆ ͙͛ @monawarwinters]

being a man and sleeping while your girlfriend cries herself to sleep must feel so good

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am allergic to so many different types of mold that i am always telling people when they have mold in their house before they’ve seen it and i haven’t been wrong once

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

don’t even need to blindfold her in bed. just took off her glasses

[zoyya ꪆৎ @luvlychoso]

this is the type of bullshit that happens when I miss a match bruh

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

boy i sure do hope this thing that has made me upset every single time doesn’t make me upset this time

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[sebas🇵🇸🎧 @BtrBas]

Es tiempo

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

how it feels to roll one up and watch uzbekistan vs colombia at 2 am

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

they’re putting something in the water that makes you pee

[Summer Jaeger @SummrWrites]

No bestie, you cannot pay me to crochet something for you.

First of all, the yarn for that project costs $50.

It’s going to take 60 hours to complete. If you’re offering me minimum wage (but I’ve been doing this for years so really?),

60 x $15.15 = $909
+ cost of yarn = $959

That blanket is gonna run you almost $1,000. 😅

And that is why you cannot find real crocheted items in stores.

And why you should hug your grandmama when she crochets something for you.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[trash jones @jzux]

(1 inch from your face the moment you wake up) did you dream of me

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

its a very attractive quality for a woman to be a serial toilet clogger. it shows character and drive