rawb yang (parody)

i suck @ fantasy football 🥴

[Bowling Challenge 300 @RepentByBowling]

24 hours from now, I will attempt to bowl a perfect 300 to repent for my fantasy football sins (2nd to last place).

The target score will reduce 8 for each round bowled, 10 for each hot dog, and 5 for each alcoholic bevvy.

I will not leave the bowling alley until I succeed.

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

Musk predicts a massive victory for Kamala Harris while calling half of Trump supporters idiots.

[David Pakman @dpakman]

RFK being in charge of all things medical is quickly becoming a MAJOR reason not to vote for Trump

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

So in the last 48 hours Jill Stein’s VP has endorsed a national 16 week abortion ban and revealed he’s transphobic. This is the “super progressive” third party option y’all are trying to convince me we should get behind. Be so serious.

[Jennifer Schulze @NewsJennifer]

.@propublica is doing some incredible work focusing on the dire consequences of a Trump win. This is the information voters are craving, not the latest poll results. Be sure to read & share. This stuff is important. It's also really good journalism.

[Lina Khan @linamkhan]

Thanks to @CopyrightOffice, McDonald’s franchisees now have the right to repair their own ice cream machines.

In March @FTC filed a comment in support of this change, and we’ll keep using our tools to protect people’s right to repair.

https://t.co/vzLV15dUEk

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Reminding women that their husbands don’t have to know who they voted for is pissing off exactly the people that make such a message necessary.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i feel like a bully just by looking at this

[aaron navarro @aaronlarnavarro]

After the rally, Mark Ruffalo is asked about Gaza, a topic he’s been outspoken about.

“There’s no perfect candidate right now, but we know what Trump will do.”

“Our chances of changing her positions inside the White House, are better than they’ll ever be with Trump.”

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

In Hawaii they’re just called Shirts

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

Harris’s tax plans will increase after-tax incomes by a whopping 13.6% for low-income Americans while making the richest 1% pay their fair share ­— Trump does the opposite. @Morning_Joe

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Slaying of the Devil (by St. Michael), artist unknown, late 16th century, 📸 by Jason Miller

[Adam Kuhr @AdamKuhr]

This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Obama: I’ve noticed that some men seem to think that Trump's behavior of bullying and putting people down is a sign of strength. That is not real strength. Real strength is working hard, taking responsibility, telling the truth, helping people in need, and standing up for others.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We must abolish the death penalty.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

The sad thing about Brett Favre having Parkinsons is that he stole money from people on welfare.

[lukezim @lukezim]

Drinking in a parking lot with your friends is fun

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

Unironically, yes.

14 public bathrooms for the whole city, stores don't let you in.

They have no other option.

Ppl who want to eliminate human waste from the street should be advocating for more bathrooms instead of demonizing the people who have no dignified place to go.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post