Maden Bridge

retired, Pittsburgh, 1460 followers, if I am not here, then I am on my bike, trying to make a few on the market

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

I still can't believe they allowed people here on a temporary 3 year visa to get 30 year mortgages.

It's like they are trying to tank the market.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Some stranger just text me.

Him: I am going to be late to work.

Me: Well take the day off.

Him: Thank you!

Me: No worries. Now some guy thinks he has the day off!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I’m so old they had us glazing ashtrays in kindergarten

[One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_]

If President Trump busts the voter fraud going on in California, he will absolutely go down in history as the greatest president of all time!

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

5 Ways for a man to be completely happy.

Be with a woman who makes you laugh.

Be with a woman who gives you her time.

Be with a woman who take@ care of you.

Be with a woman who really loves you.

Finally, make sure these four women don't know each other!

[A Proud Deplorable (2) @justmeagain34]

I got pulled over at 2am this morning. The cop asked me, “Where are you going at this time?” I said, “I’m going to a lecture on drinking and driving, smoking, and the effects alcohol has on the body.” He asked “Who is giving a lecture at this time?”

I said “That’ll be my wife”

[Julinda Lace @JulindaLace]

Ok, maybe I can explain it like a 5th grader.
If Johnny goes to Jacob's house and sits on his couch without permission, and Jacob tells him to leave, is it ok for Johnny to stab Jacob because he wants to stay?

[Z @insatiablevine]

I’m so fucking sick of foreign invaders.

[StealthVenom @StealthVenom33]

@NoogaJack Good on you for turning tragedy into action. The family courts are broken beyond all redemption. If govt hadn't inserted themselves into marriage to begin with, none of the custody crap could happen. It was intent to fleece and make us miserable.

[Maden Bridge @rawhide966]

@CoastalClever @BamaSaltyMarine OR....

[Maden Bridge @rawhide966]

Unless you are pres omama...then EVERYONE GETS THE PENIS UP YOUR A S S

[Prisca ❤️🇺🇲🫡 @priscabdrO]

Fed up American man says it’s time to infiltrate Muslim spaces and mosques like they do to others.

“I’m about to gather 50 of my friends and do the same to their mosques.”

“We’re bringing our grills and a whole lot of bacon. Hope the wind doesn’t blow it your way.”
@Rightanglenews

[Stevie Stacks @StevieStacks84]

Only in the great state of Florida 😂

[deplorablehomo @deplorable_homo]

Made small talk with three different homosexual strangers this morning. Not one of them wished me a 'Happy Pride Month.' You know why? Because Pride is for queer septum-ring cretins and woke white heterosexual suburban women.

[Principal Jon @Principal_Jon]

In high school I was asked to read:

The Great Gatsby
Of Mice and Men
Grapes of Wrath

My daughter's high school asked her to read:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Have we stopped believing kids can do hard things?

[Maden Bridge @rawhide966]

there are No Down in Iceland
but it is true that the number of people living with the condition is exceptionally close to zero. On average, only about two to three children with Down syndrome are born each year in the country. This near-elimination of Down syndrome births is a result of specific prenatal screening and family planning dynamics. How this statistic is reached---Widespread Screening: Expectant mothers in Iceland are offered extensive prenatal care, including non-mandatory screening tests for chromosomal disorders like Down syndrome. Around 80% to 85% of women opt to take this test.
Termination Rates: Close to 100% of the pregnancies that are diagnosed with Down syndrome through these screenings are terminated.
Government Stance: The Icelandic Ministry of Welfare has clarified that this rate is the result of individual prospective parents making personal decisions based on objective medical information, rather than a top-down government policy to prevent these births.

[💫RNcat💫 @RNcat50]

@RepMaryMiller Eugenics must be made illegal in abortion.
This is just sickening beyond belief.
Abortionist and doctors should be held accountable for even suggesting or allowing an abortion based on eugenics.

[Lucy, nurse for people not profits. @LucciaorLucy]

@RepMaryMiller I truly believe they are sent to us from God to teach us unconditional love, no judgement and pure happiness. They are on a higher spiritual level than we can even imagine. IMHO

[Ultra Maga greg @gafr60]

@RepMaryMiller I worked with Downs Syndrome children. They are the kindest, loving and unassuming people I have ever met!
They were all a blessing to me!

[Maden Bridge @rawhide966]

i often wonder who actually has the disabilities ...
Down people are truly the best, honest, hard working and loving