Some stranger just text me.
Him: I am going to be late to work.
Me: Well take the day off.
Him: Thank you!
Me: No worries. Now some guy thinks he has the day off!
5 Ways for a man to be completely happy.
Be with a woman who makes you laugh.
Be with a woman who gives you her time.
Be with a woman who take@ care of you.
Be with a woman who really loves you.
Finally, make sure these four women don't know each other!
I got pulled over at 2am this morning. The cop asked me, “Where are you going at this time?” I said, “I’m going to a lecture on drinking and driving, smoking, and the effects alcohol has on the body.” He asked “Who is giving a lecture at this time?”
I said “That’ll be my wife”
Ok, maybe I can explain it like a 5th grader.
If Johnny goes to Jacob's house and sits on his couch without permission, and Jacob tells him to leave, is it ok for Johnny to stab Jacob because he wants to stay?
@NoogaJack Good on you for turning tragedy into action. The family courts are broken beyond all redemption. If govt hadn't inserted themselves into marriage to begin with, none of the custody crap could happen. It was intent to fleece and make us miserable.
Fed up American man says it’s time to infiltrate Muslim spaces and mosques like they do to others.
“I’m about to gather 50 of my friends and do the same to their mosques.”
“We’re bringing our grills and a whole lot of bacon. Hope the wind doesn’t blow it your way.”
@Rightanglenews
Made small talk with three different homosexual strangers this morning. Not one of them wished me a 'Happy Pride Month.' You know why? Because Pride is for queer septum-ring cretins and woke white heterosexual suburban women.
In high school I was asked to read:
The Great Gatsby
Of Mice and Men
Grapes of Wrath
My daughter's high school asked her to read:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Have we stopped believing kids can do hard things?
there are No Down in Iceland
but it is true that the number of people living with the condition is exceptionally close to zero. On average, only about two to three children with Down syndrome are born each year in the country. This near-elimination of Down syndrome births is a result of specific prenatal screening and family planning dynamics. How this statistic is reached---Widespread Screening: Expectant mothers in Iceland are offered extensive prenatal care, including non-mandatory screening tests for chromosomal disorders like Down syndrome. Around 80% to 85% of women opt to take this test.
Termination Rates: Close to 100% of the pregnancies that are diagnosed with Down syndrome through these screenings are terminated.
Government Stance: The Icelandic Ministry of Welfare has clarified that this rate is the result of individual prospective parents making personal decisions based on objective medical information, rather than a top-down government policy to prevent these births.
@RepMaryMiller Eugenics must be made illegal in abortion.
This is just sickening beyond belief.
Abortionist and doctors should be held accountable for even suggesting or allowing an abortion based on eugenics.
@RepMaryMiller I truly believe they are sent to us from God to teach us unconditional love, no judgement and pure happiness. They are on a higher spiritual level than we can even imagine. IMHO
@RepMaryMiller I worked with Downs Syndrome children. They are the kindest, loving and unassuming people I have ever met!
They were all a blessing to me!