Richard Winford

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Wrapped up for the day. Sunk into the couch with a full belly, @styumamusic playing, 32oz of @whiterockale and @chem_teacher405 by my side. This. Is. Bliss.

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Overheard at a bar:
"what's your Mt Rushmore of presidents?"

I feel like there's a right answer to this... Just can't picture it in my mind...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Saw an ad for @budlight Seltzer but misread it as "Buzz Lightyear" and am now wondering why @Disney hasn't released #ToyStory themed alcoholic beverages...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@calebhatch I mean, he's not wrong... They have no problem shooting them...
It's making them that they're abysmal at...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

BuzzFeed quiz: Plan your ideal meal and we'll tell you which FRIENDS character you are most like!

My result... ugly, naked guy...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Ice Breaker: "list something from a movie or TV show you wish you could have."

Apparently, "a Bartlet administration" meant I was playing the game wrong...

@WestWingWeekly

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

While discussing trips to Germany for Oktoberfest... "We should totally do a wedding in Germany during Oktoberfest!" ... She was only half kidding... Ladies and Gentlemen, I am officially in love!

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Asking the real questions on a Friday... Which @Disney Princess has the best sidekick?

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

I always laughed when people claimed @Disney animated films gave them #unrealisticexpectations... I always assumed they were referencing Significant Others... Today I realized the #unrealisticexpectations were really tied to cleaning and cooking montages...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

"The people of Texas are informed that, in accordance with a proclamation from the Executive of the United States, all slaves are free. This involves an absolute equality of personal rights and rights of property..."

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@calebhatch @IMS #originaljoke

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@calebhatch @IMS Let me know if someone decides to turn right!

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@rewford @clint_archer Wait... Not even Infinity War? I feel like that's a poor life choice...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

Got invited to a @GameOfThrones viewing party on the 19th... Seriously considering attending just so I can ask "who is that and what's their entire backstory?" for every character who comes on screen...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@oni_49 Yeah... I mean... Yeah...

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

I may even sprinkle in a few questions like, "which one is Tony Soprano?" and "Isn't Larry David the Executive Producer on this?"

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

May the National Day of Prayer turn into a National Day of lamenting racism which leads into a National Day of repentance from white supremacy which will welcome a National Day of healing and hope.

Amen.

#NationalDayOfPrayer

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@calebhatch I'll take "Caleb is a nerd" for $800

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

My life will become complete if I am introduced to this dude tomorrow! 😂😂😂😂

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Fuck amputees. What’re they gonna do? Reply to this tweet? Good luck no hand andy

[Richard Winford @rawinford]

@calebhatch @WOWOFORTWAYNE @ESPN1380 Dude! Major congrats! Come a long ways from those early mornings at university!