rome

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jade: i had a thing with him when we were younger
jades mom: who haven’t you had a thing with

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“mom i don’t have time for fruits right now i’m in game” -henry

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“i want a big bowl of salad and put my head in it and go *nom nom nom* like a cow” -j.l.

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“i grabbed your pillow because it’s better to beat people up with”

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has your girlfriend ever said you’re like an emotional support dog? no? just mine?

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@vnsshsng i like to think i had some part in this

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@anikapengxoxo follow the birds and drive south

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me: “covid cases in the US spiked”

henry: “yeah cause of covid”

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getting drunk ft calls are honestly the best

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“you know sometimes i procrastinate peeing” -anonymous

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@jlilzzz that mood lasts a solid 24hrs

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post quarantine party gonna look like this

[The hero this app didnt know it needed @flightsnofeelns]

Boyyyyyy look

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phil? his first name is agent

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all work is homework now

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I squeezed the dish soap bottle too hard and a cloud of bubbles came out

...that’s the most excited i’ve been in a while 😭

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@melthekoi he’s a keeper

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yall ever get so drunk you forget there’s a pandemic going on 🤷🏽‍♂️

[𓆏 @hunchohuso]

Day 7 in quarantine: