Just because he was drunk and confident that he wasn't,once an inspector stopped the car and the drunk man being all serious ,Said to Inspector,"Sir,let me go,meine sharab ko haath kya,sunna bhi nai kabhi "
To which the background score had "main sharabi main sharabi" @ volume 34
Manju (over call): Ghar aa ja, chess khelenge
Anju: Haan Deedi, exercise bhi ho jaayegi, kal hi Nokia ke sport shoes liye hain
M: Racquet apna laayiyo mere paas ek hi hai
A: Theek hai, tab tak tu ball mein hawa bhar
M: Aaj mein tere oopar 10 goal karungi
A: Lekin Queen mein lungi
Feminists don't want a man. They want someone who gives them complete loyalty, unconditional love and unwavering attention - in other words, a two-legged dog