Day 88: raw chicken experiment
I expected to enjoy the raw pork a bit more than I did. Funny that at this point the raw chicken is great compared to some other things. Raw chicken and pork together is an amazing mix. Science doesn’t get to do this very often so it’s quite exciting.
Day 87: raw chicken experiment
we got to a rental house in Minnesota today , I was doing laundry in the scary basement with a red concrete floor and pillows kept appearing in the dryer. I asked everyone who was at the house if they were drying pillows and they said no why tf would I be drying pillows. So my mind instantly went to that show on Hulu about phroggers where ppl live in the walls for free and do random stuff like that for fun. So there’s probably for sure a crackhead in the attic we have to check in the morning. We’ll set some traps or something. Leave something tasty in the fridge and see if they take the bait. Maybe it’s big rotisserie. Also the floor is painted red in the basement and there’s red footsteps going into the furnace room that looks like blood so it’s for sure the most haunted basement ever. Let’s see if I get taken out by salmon vanilla , big rotisserie, or a phrogger first
Day 85: raw chicken experiment
Tennessee is amazing the first time I ever came here was 10 years ago and we got drunk and went squirrel hunting, I guess that’s what u do if ur not in the city. Nashville is known for inventing amazing things like country music, bachelorette parties, and making chicken spicy. Hottie bs chicken was pretty incredible the hype is worth it I’d say. If I ate fried chicken every day for a week I would probably die tho. I allow myself one fried chicken sandwich per year. I’ve been driving north for 3 days and things are starting to get a bit more boring. After Nashua all I really get to see is St. Louis Missouri which has some random arch or whatever. I’ve got a yeti cooler in the back of the car with like 20 pounds of frozen meat including chicken, ostrich, lamb balls, cow brains, etc. I got dry ice at Publix and I think it’s all still frozen. I just take out what I want for the day and put it in a little lunch box thing. I’ve never used dry ice so this is an experiment of how long I can keep frozen testicles in a car. I’ll keep everyone updated I’m sure you’re dying to know.
Day 84: raw chicken experiment
woke up in Macon Georgia today at a shitty hotel that smells like dog piss. What a morning. Macon is a little depressing but I loved it. You can buy a house there for like 40k so if I ever want to be a homeowner the American dream is still alive there. All they are rly known for is the allman brothers band. I forgot about them and damn that’s some amazing road trip music. It makes me feel like I just rented a uhaul truck and have nothing but a sleeping bag and 40 pounds of week in it and I’m driving to Maine for a music festival where I’ll trip balls and sell it all to make like 20k and spend the next 4 months sitting around smoking dope and playing Super Nintendo with the boys. I love Georgia I lived in Atlanta for 2 years. Big rotisserie def setup shop here. The first chic fila. And chicken wings everywhere. The streets are littered in chicken bones no lie. U can get the best chicken wings of ur life at any restaurant, strip club, bank, hospital. Thinking about stuff is one of my favorite hobbies and I do some of my best thinking on road trips. Also on like walks in the woods. I guess anytime where I’m outside for a while alone. I do my worst thinking when I’m rotting in bed. The longer i stay in bed the darker the thoughts get. Then when i go outside I’m like oh yeah I’m good actually. What’s ur favorite road trip album to listen to?
Day 83: raw chicken experiment
hello my friends and science lovers. I think god gave chickens a hole in the bottom cuz he knew someone was gonna use it as a protein packed glove while operating a motor vehicle someday. There’s never a perfect time to conduct science. Life can always try to get in the way. But real scientists don’t give up. When I went to New York City for work I ate the city chicken. When I went to key west with my gf I conducted my experiments along the way. And now I must drive across the country to go see something real quick. I will continue testing my theories along the way. Today I set off from Florida the most beautiful and normal place on earth. Tomorrow I will be in Georgia. I’ve got wind that there is a historical big rotisserie establishment there, so I will do some recon. Sometimes it seems best to wait for the perfect time in life to do something. But no time ever seems perfect, and the plan just stays in your head forever. Surprisingly if you promise yourself to do something it usually just works out. And if it doesn’t oh well, the simulation continues. We’ve all had bad days but we are still here and have got thru all of them. We’ve all had good days and you certainly deserve that. You work hard and ur rly cool. The car I’m crossing the country with is from 2014 but seems solid enough. If I get pulled over with a trunk full of raw chicken the authorities will for sure ask questions. Maybe having the Florida license plate will explain it enough tho
Day 81: raw chicken experiment
crazy I’m 81 days into this and still haven’t got a Nobel prize. I’ve been checking my email. They’re prob rly backed up tho, there’s a lot of good science going on out there these days. Maybe they dmd me, I haven’t had time to go through those lately. If you sent me a message just know I love u and think ur cool but ive been very busy. It’s a full time job keeping big rotisserie off my back. It’s not easy having to look over my shoulders 24/7 and being worried about my safety. I know big rotisserie doesn’t play games. They don’t ask kindly, they just do what needs to get done. Cant believe ive been alive for over 13,000 days and I never even tried Nutella. People talk about it all the time like it’s a drug. Hot Cheetos are physically addictive maybe Nutella is too. I haven’t been keeping up with the space happenings but I hope everyone got to see the moon get blown up by the sun or whatever. I wonder what the flat earthers think about this. Lots of my friends are flat earthers. Me personally I don’t really care what shape the earth is. I’m equally happy pondering on any shape. I personally wouldn’t be surprised if we were lied to but I think it’s more likely flat earth is made up to make conspiracy people look sillier, like reptilian humanoids. I’ve tried really hard to believe reptilian humanoids are running the government but I can’t 😞. It would be so exciting to believe that I think. Some people think humans are a slave species that was invented by aliens just to work. If that’s true I hope they are ashamed of themselves cuz working is very annoying and nobody really likes it.
Day 80: raw chicken experiment
some people say Buffalo Wild Wings fries their chicken in cow fat which is pretty good but the sauces are still a seed oil party. Can’t say it doesn’t taste quite amazing tho, even tho I’m more of a smoked wing guy. Humans are generally regarded as the smartest animal on earth but it’s funny to at we are the only animal that doesn’t know what foods are healthy. Some people think eggs are the healthiest breakfast, others say oats, some people say you should starve yourself til noon. I think if we were the smartest animals we would know what food is good for us. They also say the United States is the richest country but the United States is like 100 trillion dollars in debt. How does that many any sense. That’s like saying yeah that’s my rich uncle Charlie, he’s the richest guy I know but also he owes 12 million dollars to the mafia and lives off credit cards under fake names. Humans are smart in some ways sure but not knowing what foods to eat or where money comes from is a bit alarming. Maybe dolphins are smarter and they are like hey isn’t it weird that a few humans can print money out of thin air and everyone else has to work for them to survive haha seems like a scam oh well I’ll just eat some fish and do a flip. Why is everyone so busy what are we all even doing anyway. Hope u have a pleasant Sunday it’s quite a situation to appreciate out there.
Day 79: raw chicken experiment
Eat as much grass fed beef as you can!The soil of the world is dying at an alarming rate. Trillions of microbes that keep the soil flourishing are being killed by pesticides and monocrop agriculture. The best way to replenish the soil so that food can be grown for generations, so that bugs birds mice and all the other animals have a fancy home and food supply, is to have ruminant animals eating the grass and shitting and pissing all over the place. If you care about the environment or the future generations ability to eat food that doesn't come from a bill gates laboratory, then you should eat as much grass fed beef as possible.
The simplicity is life changing. Every single time you're hungry you can eat as much beef as you want. It digests perfectly, has basically all the nutrients protein fat and energy that we would ever need. No more wondering what to eat, no more scrolling Uber eats for hours and getting something disgusting for $80, you can feel good about improving your health, regenerating the soil, and supporting farms that are creating food in the most sustainable way. It can be sad that animals have to die for us to live, but it'll happen no matter what you eat, and if you focus on grass fed cows you're actually responsible for the death of less animals than other diets. A cow supplies like 400 pounds of perfect food for humans, but to support monocrop ag or anything that uses pesticides is a bloodbath. If I drink a kale shake someone probably shot a rly cute bunny in the face that was trying to steal kale. The purpose of pesticides is to brutally destroy trillions of living organisms so that we can have wheat and irritable bowel syndrome.
Luckily there are ways to eat food in better ways than big ag and big factory farms. The way humans have always lived, by eating flesh from animals that live in nature, dancing around and singing songs like a Disney movie until someone cuts them open and drinks the blood. A beautiful circle of life
Day 78: raw chicken experiment
I’ve got raw chicken in my mouth and the sun hasn’t exploded yet so it’s pretty much the best day of my life. Today I’ve got the kidney of a cow. It’s a very nutritious food but is known to possibly smell a bit like urine. Luckily for me I love piss but I usually don’t have it in my mouth. I like to call this food piss grapes due to its aroma and aesthetic. What a beautiful chunk of meat honestly.. can you believe this. Having the bird breast, the piss grapes, and a glass of pasture raised chicken henstruations… I just can’t stop thinking about how lucky I am to be a scientist.
Day 77: raw chicken experiment
at the end of 2017 I was very bored and lost in life and wasn’t sure what to do. I was halfway working a construction job and halfway running meme pages for a living. I had 2 popular meme pages that were doing decent. I was very involved in the first wave of Instagram pages making original content. I was talking to people daily all over the country who were also running pages or just making crazy stuff online. I had spent my whole life in Boston so I decided I needed to get out and learn something new. I crowdfunded a $6000 used Toyota Prius with the intention of turning it into an apartment and traveling the country until I figured something out. I thought if I saw hundreds of new places and met hundreds of new people I would learn of new possibilities in life. Lots of people donated and I got a car off Facebook market in a few days. I named the trip Into The Mild cuz it was kinda like the into the wild guy where I gave all my possessions away and set out to find myself but it wasn’t very dangerous cuz I was mostly eating burritos and couchsurfing. Every day was different, sometimes you’d be at a drug dealers house chain smoking blunts sometimes your at a wealthy families house with ur own guest room. I just posted about where I was and what I was doing and whoever was close by, within a few hours, the next state etc, I’d make plans to stay with them and do whatever they thought was funny. I stayed with lots of the big meme pages since we were already friends. Sometimes it would be old friends from skateboarding in middle school etc. it was mildly stressful cuz most days I wasn’t sure where I’d stay the next day. The car had a bed setup and stuff but I stayed at peoples houses 90% of the time. This got me more into creating funny content and I learned a lot. I have lived in many states since and know people almost everywhere now which is cool. I never really found a passion until a few years later, which is science and the human diet. Maybe my passion will shift in the future but at least now I get to mix my meme stuff and science stuff into one project. I never know what the destination is but I always know each step was mandatory.
Day 76: raw chicken experiment
Milk is filtered blood that is given from a mother to an offspring to supply nutrients. When u get ur blood tested for
nutrients it will show all of them. Blood has every nutrient. Raw milk has been shown to have the same and be a complete food. Any nutrient that would be in meat would be in the animals blood.
Billionaires know blood is nutritious that’s why they eat babies at parties. Royalty has always bathed in blood and done weird shit. Science shows that cooking breast milk ruins the nutrition and the same is obviously true of cows milk. That’s why they add synthetic “vitamins” back in after. Raw animal milk is basically a cheat code to being a vampire without having to be super creepy, or cringe like twilight. A wholesome vampire.
“Vampires” live forever in the propaganda movies. That’s cuz it’s a joke on how blood is the most nutritious food. But they can’t go in “the light” aka they can’t tell ppl they are doing it. Love
Day 75: raw chicken experiment
I love watching videos of people following different diets. I’ve been following some raw vegans for years and watch a lot of the interviews. Many of them have amazing stories of losing weight, healing health problems, improving skin etc. The reason they had these issues in the first place was from eating processed foods tho. Eating raw fruit and vegetables wasn’t exactly the cure, they just took away the cause of the problem. Eventually they run into problems cuz unfortunately we can’t live off watermelon forever. They usually make a podcast about vibrating higher than everyone else until they realize it isn’t something spiritual they’re just actually starving. The same thing happens to people that follow a carnivore diet. Meat has much more usable nutrition but the reason your problems went away is cuz you got rid of what was causing it. It’s like saying hey my face isn’t bruised anymore after I stopped punching myself in the face. What a surprise. What these people have in common is they got rid of processed foods, and are eating natural foods that exist in nature (for the most part). That’s why so many different ways of eating can work. If you read weston price you can see dozens of different groups of people without cancer, obesity, skin problems, heart disease. They all have different diets. Mostly omnivore, some carnivore, none are vegan. But they are eating foods from the earth and not foods made by corporations. Thats really the only rule that should be followed for someone trying to improve how they feel. Is this a food that exists in nature, or was it invented by a bunch of dorks.
Day 74: raw chicken experiment
due to it being April 1 I legally had to trick you. Science takes no days off tho. Here are some health tips I learned from observing my dogs behavior. Choose meat first over vegetables, but both are pretty good. Raw or cooked it doesn't matter he doesn't judge, whatever is ready faster. Fasting makes no sense if he's hungry and has food he will eat it. He doesn’t understand waiting for certain times to eat, he says time is made up and hunger exists for a reason. Laying in the sun feels good and if it's too hot laying in the shade feels good.
Day 73: raw chicken experiment
happy Easter to those whom celebrate. I spent many years of my life worried about the suffering of animals and how my food choices affected it. It made sense that if you had a dead animal on your plate that was bad, and if you didn’t, nobody sufferered. I’ve learned a lot since then. You can have rice on your plate but how many animals drowned when they flooded the fields. You can make an almond milk smoothie if you don’t care about the millions of bees dying from the pesticides. Actually any food that uses pesticides will kill an insane amount of bugs and birds and small animals, not to mention the life in the soil and make it so no animal or plant can live there. Monocrops remove all life from the land. Organic vegetable farms hire hunters and dogs to kill hundreds of small animals. Basically there’s no way to get out of this clean. A family that kills a cow and eats beef for a year is actually killing less animals than a vegan family in a city eating açaí bowls shipped from 9 different countries. If veganism is about reducing suffering than it’s hard to say who is vegan in that situation. Some people have tried growing all of their own plants and quickly realized how hard it is to get birds deer and bugs to stop eating their food. Eating mostly animals that live naturally (grass fed ruminants etc) is possibly the best way to go. Environmentally you avoid pesticides and monocrop agriculture, the animal lived 99% of its life happily, the nutrition is far higher so it leads to better physical and mental health of the human. Focusing on eating these animals and some organically grown local fruit and vegetables maybe the best way to go for people who worry about environmentalism and morality. Animals shouldn’t needlessly suffer but also it will never be immoral for an animal to eat its natural diet and stay healthy, that’s just life. Something always dies for another to live. Many vegans in my dms say they like what I’m doing once to my understood what I was talking about. This page isn’t promoting factory farms it does the opposite. I don’t get sick cuz the animals were healthy. We are basically on the same team tbh.
Day 72: raw chicken experiment
people who eat organic food may seem annoying and pretentious and sure we all can’t afford it all the time but organic just means normal. Organic food is just how food always was it isn’t new. Organic just means hopefully the military corporation that invented agent orange didn’t shoot foreign dna into it and patent it, or hopefully they didn’t spray dozens of chemicals on it that kill everything smaller than us. Having to say organic food when it’s literally just normal food is the scam. The other food should have to change names. The same way that raw milk is just normal milk. Yeah there’s a lot of fear surrounding it.. by people who haven’t looked very far into it.. but that’s the milk that all animals and people drank for thousands of years until they started cooking it recently. The same way raw food is normal food. All food in nature is raw and that’s how all animals eat it. Before some humans starting cooking and it spread around, all animals ate only raw. Now it’s just 99% of animals eat raw. There are still small groups of humans that eat mostly or only raw animal based diets. This doesn’t mean cooking is bad. Cooking makes many toxic plant foods edible and turns them into survival foods like grains beans and potato’s. Cooking can be fun and taste good. But raw meat should be normal meat, and cooked meat should have to change names I think. It’s only fair. Out of every food that humans eat it has to either be raw meat or raw fruit that is the oldest one. Grains and cooked foods came way later. Even dairy prob didn’t come til farming was invented. You’d have to be a bit crazy to find out how to drink milk as a hunter gatherer. Guys you’ll never believe what I just did… I’m not even hungry anymore…
Day 71: raw chicken experiment
if you go to a supplement shop and ask for something for depression it’s very likely that they will try and sell you CoQ10. But they will not tell you that the largest natural source of this is from eating a heart. The natural cure to depression therefore is actually eating the hearts of your enemies. Wow nature is so simple and makes so much sense tbh. The Aztec calendar had about 16 major events per year, and for each one they would sacrifice humans and the priests/people in charge would eat their hearts. They said it was to please the gods but maybe they were just depressed. Although it is estimated that they sacrificed 20,000 people per year and the rich people ate them. I can’t imagine they were low on coenzyme q10 at that point. This was hundreds of years ago and now the rich people can’t really get away with doing this in public anymore. Now they have to buy them from organ donors and only eat them at really hard to get into parties in Hollywood. But luckily you don’t have to eat human hearts cuz deers and bison and funny animals like that have organs too. Humans have been eating meat the whole time so why throw away the organs, seems like a waste to me. There were periods of my life where I thought I could live only off fruit cuz it tasted good and required no cooking. But you slowly get very skinny. This is because you are still eating an animal and it is yourself. I guess raw veganism and fasting are both forms of cannibalism in a way. How long you can last depends on how many animals you’ve eaten beforehand, and how much animal nutrients you have stored up. It can be a few decades sure, but it can’t be a few generations.
Day 70: raw chicken experiment
it’s amazing that in 70 days we have got together the greatest group of science enjoyers in all of history. You really owe it to yourselves. We still get a rogue commenter once in a while saying I do this for clout. But they just don’t understand what’s going on here. Some people weren’t built to understand science and that’s okay. They may have other skills like collecting Stanley cups or something. People say I eat raw meat for clout or attention. But there’s hundreds of people who have been eating raw meat on Instagram/youtube/tiktok for years and don’t get much attention. I get attention cuz I’m good at social media. Which isn’t rly a good thing, we’d def be better off if we never entered this world. I once made a meme page for my 2001 Honda civic and got 50k followers in a month. I made a meme page that has 800k. I made a dog page that’s in the millions now. People have noticed me making successful pages over the last 10 years and hire me to make content for them and grow their pages. I never learned many other skills but for some reason I can make pages online. I already had pages with millions of followers, many of them I abandon out of boredom, before I ever decided to eat raw chicken. So doing it for clout doesn’t make sense. I’m doing it for science. Why can no scientist or doctor explain why I’m totally fine? What don’t they understand? Why do they get mad instead of asking a question. Why can some people live with salmonella and ecoli in their microbiome and be fine? Why do people get food poisoning from thousands of different foods. Why do people get “salmonella” that only eat cooked food, when cooking kills salmonella. There is a lot people don’t understand about food safety. I’m exploring one small part of it, cuz I think it’s fun and have nothing better to do. In my free time I make memes for companies and brands that need content, and I use that money to live in an apartment and buy high quality chicken for science. Bob Dylan said something like, “a successful person wakes up in the morning, goes to sleep at night, and in between does whatever they want”. Since I kinda look like Bob Dylan I’ve taken this quote literally.
Day 69: raw chicken experiment
sockeye salmon is an incredible food imagine walking around in a river eating as many fish and blueberries as u can than going to find a hole to vibe out in for 6 months that’s literally a dream life bears have this shit figured out. I never imagined vanilla extract would be that disgusting wow. I’m not rly a baker so I didn’t understand the magnitude of what I was dealing with. It was like eating 100 pounds of vanilla ice cream at once in one bite but with all of the joy removed. That is something I’ll never do again. Raw chicken is one of the tastiest foods on earth if we are comparing it to vanilla extract. I got home and told my gf how gross it was and she said “why didn’t u just use vanilla ice cream instead”. She’s way smarter than me I should have asked her first. But I def can see a salmon and vanilla ice cream smoothie in the future. That would be crazy decent/mediocre I bet. When it comes to salmon or seafood I always go for wild caught. I don’t trust what they do in those weird little fish farms they have. Many people tell me that wild salmon can have parasites. So far I haven’t seen any in person, only on YouTube, but part of me wants to seek out some salmon with worms to try. I wonder what that experience would be like.