Southern California has had like three weeks of this tropical 90-100 degree humidity and I don’t know how the fuck you guys in Florida and Texas do this shit all summer
I’m a pretty active guy but this weather makes me want to vomit instantly after like 20 minutes in it
🇲🇽📢 Indignación en México 😡 Eduardo Bustos, agente de investigación de la Guardia Nacional en Guerrero grabó un video en donde acusó a los altos mandos de trabajar con el narco. Su cuerpo y el de otros dos más fueron encontrados descuartizados en Plan de Lima, Guerrero.
There are so many layers of Florida dysfunction packed into this clip that my brain cells are tapping out. 🤦♂️
Rule number one of adult life: do not dine at the rusty balloon buffet. It is wildly unhygienic and nothing good comes from turning a biological waste chute into a tapas bar.
Rule number two: if you insist on participating in that kind of dark swamp gastronomy, why on God’s green earth are you printing it across the back glass of a lifted Chevy Silverado in six-inch vinyl font? The folks looking for that specific dining experience at 2:00 AM behind a Waffle House are not the kind of people you want milling around your truck bed unsupervised.
The deputy actually rolled up with a straight face and asked him to peel off one letter to make it polite. What was the compromise there? “I EAT AS”? Now you just look like an illiterate carnivore who ran out of vowels.
Instead of backing down, this absolute legend went full Patrick Henry on the side of the highway. Refused to peel the vinyl, caught a charge for resisting without violence, lawyered up, and wore an “Ass Me About My First Amendment Rights” graphic tee straight into a legal battle.
George Washington crossed the icy Delaware for liberty. This Florida Man went to jail to defend his constitutional right to announce his buffet preferences to traffic on State Road 40. Say what you want about the diet, but the man stood on business. 🐊⚖️
Female jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial rip the lone male holdout juror who refused to side with them.
"He would not interact with us... He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."
Patriot.
@mattvanswol “A jury of your peers.” “Peers” should not mean a jury of equally crazy/evil people who will try to let their “peers” commit heinous crimes.
She don’t wanna live in Milwaukee dawg. You found her in Miami and next man will find her there… she just so happened to stay long enough to watch you sign a max contract and have 2 kids with you. Chess not checkers.