Ali

Trivia junkie. Sushi lover. Baker. Nerd. Queen of the non sequitur.

[Dallas Hoelscher @DJHoelscher]

Does literally anybody want this? No

Does it help the Valley get more bids? No

Does it make the Tourney better? also No.

Great job everyone. An absolute DISGRACE, @MVCsports.

[MVC Hoops @MVC_Hoops]

Every Valley basketball account is saying “See you in St. Louis”

We might not with the new format. There will be a men’s and women’s team that will not participate in postseason basketball.

What a step in the wrong direction for the Valley.

[Derek Harper @RealDerekHarper]

@TVBOren Belmont has a bad game & @MVCsports massively overreacts. Outside of moving women’s tournament to Stl, I don’t agree with the changes.

[Ali @rawrali]

Booooo whore

[Missouri Valley Conference @MVCsports]

One Week.
One City.
One Championship Celebration.

Arch Madness is growing in 2027! 🏀

Read More: https://t.co/NtRyeCn1EL

#ArchMadness // #ItBeginsHere

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

Source: Starting in 2027, the top two seeds in the Missouri Valley Tournament will receive automatic byes to the semifinals of Arch Madness.

Last season, top-seeded Belmont lost in the quarterfinals to ninth-seeded Drake.

[Ali @rawrali]

@michaelquotes1 you’re not at the Rally Hotel in Denver right now are you? I swear I just saw you fully decked out in Cubs gear.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[ordering a gigantic chocolate sprinkle covered waffle cone] i am ONLY doing this for the planet 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[project hail natu ₊˚⊹ @rylandstars]

"Rocky's crew died due to radiation, something humans studied, feared, and could fix.

Grace's crew died because they didn't have anyone to watch them while they slept like the Eridians."

oh my...

[Ali @rawrali]

My old man is 22 years old and just burned a DVD for me.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

In their defense, I often think about how most of my pop culture knowledge from before I was born comes from sitting around bored in the house, channel surfing and just happening upon things that I otherwise wouldn’t have sought out on my own. Gen Z doesn’t have that experience.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

"Why did they portray anti-vaxxers and freebirthers so badly on The Pitt?"

BECAUSE NOT VACCINATING OR NOT GETTING PRENATAL CARE IS BAD AND AND THEY DON'T NEED MORE CODDLING.

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

When I picked a team in my bracket and they lose but I actually hate that team in real life

[olive 🩵 @ct_girlie]

i'm sure this has already been done but

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

No one’s gonna remember how analytically sound your bracket was in three weeks. Put McNeese in your Sweet Sixteen and St. John’s in your Final Four, live for something for once.

[㋛ @girlandespresso]

the reason i’m never gonna have a perfect bracket is because i get too excited at the possibility of upsets against teams i dislike

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

number of people watching TruTV on purpose

[Brian Pedersen @realBJP]

Arizona vs. Long Island. The Iced Tea Bowl.