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[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Holy mother of based

[A.A. @pashadelics]

The USA is 250 years old this July and instead of launching a Lincoln/FDR scale rejuvenation of the country for another 250 years of glory, has instead chosen to vindicate every theorist of cyclical history by self-detonating the empire right on the semiquincentennial mark.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[peyton @pdubyaa]

genuinely don’t understand the outrage from lions fans over us not trading for maxx - you are giving up 2 firsts and minimizing cap space/draft resources. you need 2- 3 new offensive lineman, for sure a center and tackle, a DE2 (cost effective), a safety, an RB2, a TE2, some depth at corner and help at linebacker. this isn’t madden franchise and giving up 2 1sts for a soon to be 29 year old probably ends up hurting the lions more than helping them.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Alex au Kote @RadiantKvothe]

El WhatsApp de Brandon ahora mismo

[Cosmere Network ✨ @CosmereNetwork]

It’s official! 🎬

Apple TV is eyeing ‘MISTBORN’ for film adaptation and ‘THE STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE’ for a television series - marking what could be the beginning of a massive Cosmere on-screen franchise. (https://t.co/RzMC56wz3n)

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV (Exclusive) https://t.co/CFB3WVjJMd via @thr

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Governor,

You have the Minnesota National Guard troops. Deploy them. Arrest the ICE agents. Enforce the laws and defend your people against Trump's Terrorists.

[𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝟑𝟒𝟒 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 @Section344Lions]

Amon-Ra St. Brown’s message to Lions Twitter GMs:

“Do you guys have no trust in Dan? You think they’d just hire a random dude? … You don’t think they know what they’re doing? They don’t research & interview? Most of you guys don’t know much about anything about any ball. And you’re tweeting about a coach you don’t like because of X, Y, Z. It’s just funny for me to see. Don’t get me wrong I love all Lions fans, but they are so quick to make judgements. Bro, just relax. Calm down … Let it play out. Relax. That’s all I gotta say. Relax.”

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

love u all 💖

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s.

SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)?

COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when you’re old.

SOLDIER 2: So I don’t pay taxes on it?

COMMANDER: Well, you pay taxes later. When you withdraw.

SOLDIER 2: So it’s not tax-free.

COMMANDER: It’s…tax-deferred.

SOLDIER 2: What’s the difference?

COMMANDER: You pay taxes later instead of now.

SOLDIER 1: What if I want to pay taxes now?

COMMANDER: Then you do a Roth 401(k).

SOLDIER 3: What’s a Roth?

COMMANDER: You pay taxes now, and it grows tax-free.

SOLDIER 2: That’s what I thought the first one was.

COMMANDER: No, the first one you pay taxes later.

SOLDIER 1: Which one’s better?

COMMANDER: Depends on your tax bracket in retirement.

SOLDIER 1: …How would I…know that?

COMMANDER: You don’t. You just guess.

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SOLDIER 4: What if I don’t have a 401(k) through my employer?

COMMANDER: Then you open an IRA.

SOLDIER 4: What’s the difference?

COMMANDER: One’s through your job, one’s on your own.

SOLDIER 4: Can I have both?

COMMANDER: Yes.

SOLDIER 4: Should I?

COMMANDER: Maybe.

SOLDIER 3: Can I do a Roth IRA?

COMMANDER: Only if you make under a certain amount.

SOLDIER 3: What’s the limit?

COMMANDER: Changes every year.

SOLDIER 2: What if I make too much?

COMMANDER: Then you do a backdoor Roth by putting it in a Traditonal first.

SOLDIER 2: …Is that legal?

COMMANDER: Surprisingly, yes.

SOLDIER 1: What’s a backdoor Roth?

COMMANDER: You contribute to a traditional IRA, then convert it to a Roth…but watch out for “pro rata”.

SOLDIER 1: Why wouldn’t I just contribute to the Roth directly?

COMMANDER: Because you make too much money.

SOLDIER 1: But this way I can?

COMMANDER: Yes.

SOLDIER 1: That feels like a loophole.

COMMANDER: It is. But the IRS is cool with it.

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SOLDIER 5: I just changed battalions. What do I do with my old 401(k)?

COMMANDER: You roll it over.

SOLDIER 5: Into what?

COMMANDER: An IRA. Or your new 401(k). Depends.

SOLDIER 5: On what?

COMMANDER: The funds. The fees. Whether your new plan accepts rollovers.

SOLDIER 5: What if I just take the money out?

COMMANDER: You’ll pay taxes plus a 10% penalty.

SOLDIER 5: What if I’m 59?

COMMANDER: Penalty.

SOLDIER 5: 59 and a half?

COMMANDER: No penalty.

SOLDIER 5: …The half matters?

COMMANDER: The half matters.

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SOLDIER 3: What’s a mega backdoor Roth?

COMMANDER: Okay. So. Your 401(k) has a limit of how much you can contribute.

SOLDIER 3: Right.

COMMANDER: But the total limit including employer contributions is higher.

SOLDIER 3: Okay…

COMMANDER: So if your plan allows ~after-tax~ contributions, you can put in more, then convert that to Roth.

SOLDIER 3: Does my plan allow that?

COMMANDER: I don’t know. You have to ask Betsy.

SOLDIER 3: Will Betsy know?

COMMANDER: Probably not.

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SOLDIER 2: Can I deduct my IRA contribution on my taxes?

COMMANDER: Are you covered by a retirement plan at work?

SOLDIER 2: Yes.

COMMANDER: Then only if you make under a certain amount per year.

SOLDIER 2: What’s the amount?

COMMANDER: Depends if you’re married.

SOLDIER 2: What if my wife has a plan but I don’t?

COMMANDER: Different limit.

SOLDIER 2: What if neither of us has a plan?

COMMANDER: Full deduction.

SOLDIER 2: So it’s better to not have a 401(k)?

COMMANDER: No…

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SOLDIER 1: Can I just keep my money in a sock?

COMMANDER: You could. But inflation will slowly destroy it.

SOLDIER 1: What’s inflation?

COMMANDER: (sighs)…

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Taxing unrealized capital gains is outrageous unless it’s property taxes paid by normal people that’s cool

[Sean Pendergast @SeanTPendergast]

Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice

[AMONG US ST BROWN @That1LionsFan]

HAAAAAAA SOMEONE CHECK ON 26

[Natalie Sparbeck @NatSparbeck]

When Jared Goff has even an ounce of time in the pocket he’s the best passer in the NFL.