desert grape

devoted sister, beloved cunt

[desert grape @rawrletteXD]

when my paycheck is $3 more than i expected

[uɐƃǝɯ 🫧🤍💿🌫️ @ntltcimh]

guys i am going INSANE WHAT IS THIS PERSON ON ABOHT

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[trevor @trevorngl]

what i expect to happen when i eat less then my cal deficit for one day

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[quinn 🇵🇸🇲🇦 @81R0ZAN0V]

women need to get over the fucking mental illness that blocks them from aborting it when the father is a fucking loser. even if they want kids. ruining yours and your child life because you can’t make a hard but necessary decision

[rose @insanytie]

worst part about job hunting is i don't even want one.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I feel like crocs should be like $15

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

[el ︎ ❤︎ @yizhuomisu]

theres grown men out there that weigh less than me

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Reading everyone’s hantavirus takes

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

The new American dream is to leave

[✨ evie ✨ @sillymoder_]

if you own a cat I am begging you to get an air purifier

[mick (is getting fat 😔) @tstywtr]

i have to get skinnier before i can go to the gym does that make sense