dalíLlama

aspiring retiree (greñuda/malcriada)

[Xenon @xenon33688]

TVL is super fun to watch when you don't have the most media illiterate fandom of all time screaming in your ear about their fundamental misunderstandings of the story being told

[dalíLlama @rawrmami_]

@fucsiadelamenti whats it called??

[garlic wife @garlic_wife]

Trying as hard as I can to bring an “Angelica Huston photographed by Annie Leibovitz” vibe to my late 30s

[sicca @lucholise]

Seeing jamal happy n scoring after everything hes been through means the world to me https://t.co/rXyH0Zmew8

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Isabelle Huppert in a scene from the 1981 film La Dame aux camélias (The Lady of the Camellias).

[용기 @kimchicel]

My Mayor’s a lesbian
My tacos are Mexican
My chicks have dicks
Spurs win in 6!!!

[guatemalan sith lord 🇬🇹🇺🇸🇲🇽🇵🇸 @hispanic_boi]

I might quit my job to focus on the World Cup

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i only queef when quofen to

[Brynden Rivers🩸🐦‍⬛ @I3loodraven]

the core five is bloodraven, daemon blackfyre, shiera seastar, bittersteel and daeron the good

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[erwin @bedeliapilled]

girl your dog looks a little strange

[lina @triviahct]

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

[𓋹 @joanoflispector]

no one hates on julian dating young women more than a young woman who wants to date julian

[lisa 🇧🇪 @dumestorm]

the show ended two months ago but i still think about akotsk every single day

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Wedding so straight I had to step outside and listen to crank like I was stepping out for a cigarette

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

EUPHORIA the kinda show to make you think maybe I was too hard on Sean baker