BJP

🇩🇴💕♉️ 🏳️‍🌈(Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously)

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Having access to me and attempting to be non-chalant about it is insane

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

And If someone starts a hard conversation with you, it’s often a sign they care enough to keep you in their life. Not that they hate you.

[BJP @rawrrbrenda]

@irvv_m @Y_UOMDHO 😂😂

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

You nggas never had a woman love you so much she just wanna FT you & squirt for you to start your day.

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

i just blew you 10,000 kisses i hope they reach you soon

[BJP @rawrrbrenda]

GIRLL DINNNER

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me and you at the premier of Spider-Man: Brand New Day

[BJP @rawrrbrenda]

My wax lady was like I see you losing weight, body tea

[BJP @rawrrbrenda]

Replying to text from July 7th , like hey 🫣

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

me trying to remember if i actually said that, or they're taking advantage of my poor memory

[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[BJP @rawrrbrenda]

@irvv_m See you there!! I’m running it too lol

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

Belly fat isn't about more cardio.

1. Stop drinking alcohol

[🐚 @pinkyfemme]

i moan during kissing bc my heart is pure

[🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

her mom got me thinking i need to leave a nigga and i don’t have one

[irv everywhere @irvv_m]

My best friends mother just passed away, life’s getting to the point of the story where the ones who raised us are turning there last page. The days can’t be taken for granted because it could be there last opportunity to feel solace should the inevitable happen.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this :

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado