Ross Lyall

AWS Amazonian, Squash Player, Food Eater, Petrol Head

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@ChargePlaceScot what an absolute pile of poo your are. You lost all my account details in your sham of a transition to a new provider and now I’ve to pay for another RFID card. Making your problems your customers problem and blaming the previous partner is embarrassing (for you)

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@BMW What’s going on with the seats @bmw can they see the outside of the car?

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@LochabSkyePol this is how close this idiot came to hitting my family today on the a87, 4 or 5 cars driving dangerously in traffic you can see his forward view. PM to get the dash cam footage if interested taking further #CL55MUD

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@BrewDog Ken that guy you promoted for putting mother fucker day or something on the cans... well did you fire the guy who put 5.1% on Elvis Juice instead of 6.5%. I assume that the actual ABV remains 6.5% #notpunk #brewdog

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

Squeaky fucking bum🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

Hey @elonmusk I’ve been jesting to my partner Miniblonde that a little waving emoji appears on the display when another Tesla is approaching. To prepare you for waving. She loves waving. Can we have Miniblonde mode please? She watches with such expectation for that emoji #tesla

[#wouldntchangeathing @Wouldntchangea1]

WCAT Christmas campaign!

Celebrating Christmas 2020 and creating positivity for the DS community.

Track available on music streaming and download sites!
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#WhatDoYouSee #WouldntChangeAThing #PassTheRemote

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@harrismonkey @Andrew_Frankel @PorscheGB Face like a well skelpt arse there Harris, well seen its the ragtop you've got.

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@policescotland if your eyesight is a bit weird should you go for a 30minute drive to test it out? #AskingForAFriend #cumgate #DominicCummngs

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

#DominicCummngs statement is a excercise in joining the factual dots with bullshit.

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

The only reason #DominicCummngs news conference is late is because it takes time to test all the possible ways the lies could be found out.

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

As I sip my morning beer I wonder if this week is the lockdown week I can get through without alcohol. #COVID19 #lockdown

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@amshru @siliconglen https://t.co/QZAV10fVLM

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@harrismonkey Whisky files? Come on it’s like my only hope in life just now! PS I properly recommend this bad boy! Couple of these and you’re talking shite for hours!

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

Email from @moonpig this morning saying congratulations you’re in a 2 day delivery zone and your not getting your Mother’s Day gift on Mother’s Day (which I paid for delivery on). I placed the order on the 17th. Thanks #moonpig for your hopeless service leaving me with no options

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

@Kayako have you abandoned the mobile app? I just get various proxy errors and 504 errors trying to sign in.

[Ross Lyall @rawsco]

A company that can't answer its phones in less than a couple of minutes doesn't deserve customers. Looking at you @orangehelpers 45min??