I love @ESPN and will always be grateful for the opportunity that they gave me in my reporting career. However i have informed my superiors up in the janitors closet that I will be leaving the mail room and pursuing other opportunities. #AGTG#Rk57#realhardhittingsportsreport
Cmc is the clear LOSER in any fantasy draft. Take him if you DARE. I Dont even know anymore man. Hes probably the best. Who even gives a fuck. I wish i wasnt even around anymore. #seanperry give me money #realHardHittingReport#pleasefollow#ohtani#SuperBowl fuck this
SHOCKING: A video of former #LSU star WR and potential top 5 #NFLdraft pick Malik #Nabers has leaked online, which depicts him smoking the Devil’s Lettuce out of a disgusting gas mask contraption. This video will likely tank his draft stock, if he is even drafted at all.
BREAKING: per @parkermeadows3, #Ohtani interpreter is INNOCENT! It turns out, #Dodgers superstar was running the world’s largest ILLEGAL gambling ring, and he made more than $250 million on the operation! Then when he was found out, he made his “friend” take the fall! #scumbag
dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH." Thanks to my source @parkermeadows3 for gettinf the transcript. #kelce#swift#chiefskingdom#superbowl
Travis Kelce reportedly gave a pre game speech that made the team break into tears. Here it is: “I said he used to be a piece of shit. He's not anymore. I'm not anymore. Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat (1/3)
with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were(2/3)