Ray Chenevey

disgrace

[Ray Chenevey @ray_chenevey]

I read that the beatles say that their first exposure to LSD
Was when their dentist slipped to them
Well, we know that’s a lie
Because they’re British

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Man it’s too bad the play Abraham Lincoln was watching
Wasn't about being a closetted gay president
Cuz maybe he would have stormed out defensively
Before the whole , ya know

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I listened to the bible on audible once
Its disappointing the narrator wasn’t god

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I thought my cellphone was going off earlier
It was just a muscle spazzing in my ass

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I’ve never heard someone take a solid shit next to me in a public restroom

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Imagine winning an island getaway
Thinking you are gonna be in paradise
And you get off the plane
And you are in england

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I like how with the transparent glass
We gaslight animals at the zoo
Into thinking they are fine

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You ever look so bad
You skip the concealer
And go straight to embalming fluid

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Do you think when zombies fall
In love on tinder
They go
Can we tell people we met at the morgue
And not on tinder

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I know I’m gonna get Alzheimers
Cuz its in my family
At this point if i dont get it
Im gonna pretend i got it anyway
So people will feed me and bathe me

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I saw a police car
That said dwi enforcement
Like that was all it did
Like if that car
Saw a drive by
They would follow the vehicle like
to breathalyze them
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*Gun drawn* do your abcs backwards now!

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Butt dialing is a recent thing
You’d never be able to butt dial someone
30 years ago
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Sorry Jenny i didn't mean to call you
I accidentally sat on the landline

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One thing lobsters and boiling water can agree on
Is no human finger is gonna tell them shit

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Maybe I’m missing the point of a speed bump
But it seems like if i hit a speed bump fast enough
I'm gonna swerve out of control and hit something
Just now
I'm in a school zone

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Idk how the priests get away with diddling the kids
I remember most of the confession booths being see thru

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Ever meet a Harry
That’s actually hairy
I have
Its a good thing his name wasn’t impotent

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The wright brothers wanted to leave Ohio so bad
They were like
We’ll even invent a way
To defy god

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I bet cold blooded animals love it
When the pussies cold and dry

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I saw in a dominoes bathroom
One of those employees must wash hands signs
But it was a dominos
the sign should have said
Employees Don't forget to shit on the pizza