Rachel Price

||courage, dear heart||

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

This "straight outta _____" crap needs to just chill.
Unless you straight outta deodorant, no one cares.

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

Friendly reminder that microphones are helpful products used to project your voice out among a large group of people.

So....

YOU DO NOT NEED TO YELL INTO A MICROPHONE WHEN YOU ARE TALKING.
THAT LITERALLY DEFEATS THE ENTIRE PURPOSE OF THE MICROPHONE.

K, thx. Bye.

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

@BenjaminGulder 😅 I gave in, against my better judgment, and now I can't feel my legs, so...

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

When it's 5:45 in the morning and the husband asks if you wanna go for a run...

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"What do you do?"
"I'm a social worker."
"Oh, you steal children from their families. Also, you'll never make a living off that salary." https://t.co/kRtSx6gh6r

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

@jevansradio I appreciate you and the dumb photos we take together😅

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

An actual, real life look at how I feel about creating a 45-slide presentation when the rest of the world is on summer break...

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

Nathan: How do you spell "Austin"?
Me: Proceeds to spell said name.
Nathan: Well, sometimes, Austin is spelled with two "LL's" and then it's pronounced "Darrell."

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

If your mom doesn't do a countdown to midnight the night before you birthday, you need to get you a new mom. #twentytwo

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

Caleb: "I have poker fever."
Josh: "That's called a gambling addiction."
#MIadventure2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"Let me cleanse myself in a pool of my own filth." - @jevansradio #MIadventure2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"I'm a good navigator, I just sometimes get my rights and lefts wrong." - @LyndsEubanks #MIvacation2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"I don't think my beard has ever been this long, but now that I have my beard balm and beard oil it really makes it shine." - @jevansradio #MIvacation2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"So I just went over and flirted with mom." - @CalebWEvans #MIvacation2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

"I'm sorry that I threw a bag of bathroom trash at your face."
- @jevansradio #MIvacation2

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

Riding in the same vehicle as @jevansradio for 5 hours today. Ideas for coping mechanisms are appreciated...

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

@nikomilewis It never ends.

[Rachel Price @ray_chill_96]

When someone reminds the professor that there's supposed to be a quiz and you realize that today is the day you go to prison...

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.