Rachel Fenner

Big fan of breakfast and being nice

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

My Instagram was suspended after I shared a post about why Pride is important #cool so I guess I’ll get back on Twitter again

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Hey I’m back 👋 with an important question.

How do you enjoy the flavors of both avocado and fried egg on a breakfast sandwich without compromising the structure of the entire sandwich?

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

PSA

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Update on this: I’ve recently switched to SiriusXM (yea I got $$) and Santana owns those stations too

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

My audio cord for my car broke so I’ve been forced to listen to the radio all week and I swear every time I get in the car, “Smooth” by Santana is on the radio

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

make sure to grab a poncho when you arrive in case someone in your group is ripped open

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Hey twitter it’s been a while!

Enjoying my weekend alone while my bf is out of town, decided to order papa johns like old times.

They delivered the wrong pizza, so I called to let them know.

They sent me TWO pizzas as an apology so now I have THREE pizzas by myself.

k bye

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

When it’s Saturday night in quarantine

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

When it’s Friday night in quarantine

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

When you can’t hang on a Friday, and by the time your queued song plays at the bar, you’re already home

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

When you think about it, the roomba is the modern witch’s broom.

Like imagine a witch riding a roomba.

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

@lburt3 @here Just trying to notify everyone online!!!

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Hey @here - petition to shut down WebMD?? It’s ruining my life

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Hey @PapaJohns would love to help you with your push notifications strategy - I literally placed an order in your app 4 HOURS AGO

[Aubrey Krekeler @aubreykrekeler]

I’ve never felt so accomplished in my life as I do right now

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

@CincyFoodTours Louvino’s potato tots 😍

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

I finally feel like my phone gets me

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

Billie Eilish is this decade’s Daniel Powter

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

“absolute rage masked as professional pleasantry”

[delia paunescu @delia_p]

i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other.

"I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry.

what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

@bpmccon No shit talking here, I’m ENVIOUS of him

[Rachel Fenner @ray_fenz]

I couldn’t get away with going to a party in high school without my parents finding out. How the hell did Cody Banks get away with being in the CIA?