Raymond Hoffman

[Raymond Hoffman @ray_hoff]

Happy Fall

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

When I was a kid, I thought the tomatoes in Ratatouille were pepperonis. Somehow, I also thought the squash was yellow pepperoni. I genuinely believed it was all pepperoni.

[mannie petty (dj set) @mannie_petty]

I am morally obligated to like every tweet using this video

[Mikey🩵 @meow_meow_mikey]

At least I don’t need to lose weight to meet slayyyter anymore

[lazy 2007 @365lazygirl]

Everyone switching on charli meanwhile REAL angels KNOW the gag of the century is coming

[chart data @chartdata]

Slayyyter's 'WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA' debuts at #1 on this week's Top Dance Albums chart.

It marks her first #1 album.

[˚✧ stephanie 🧚🏻‍♀️ @glittersnot]

being gay is not free you have to buy lady gaga tickets

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

for non american horror story fans, this is like all the marvel superheroes reuniting for avengers endgame..

[call me miss paramore @theescarletgrey]

charli xcx seeing all the gays gagging at slayyyter’s album

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays:

“While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”

[josh🇮🇪 @riquitrefe]

How it feels knowing I’m seeing Slayyyter live this year

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Please South Carolina, send Lindsey Graham to the front lines instead of your precious children.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

GAGA PICK UP THE PHONE!!!

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Gays running back out of the smoking area when they hear “I’m so into you I can barely breathe” from the dancefloor

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[Matti @matticure]

Okay Grammys over time to start HER best new artist campaign for next year

[sammy @biglittlerivera]

and no one will ever be as funny and iconic as moira rose again🙏🕊️

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

DANCE... OUT NOW $

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Slayyyter announces her new album ‘WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA.’ Out March 27th.

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥 “There are so many A-Lister’s here & by A- List I mean A LIST THAT HAS BEEN HEAVILY REDACTED”
- Nikki Glaser hosting the Golden Globes w/ Epstein Jokes
She then said the award for best editing goes to THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT & BASHES CBS.