RayAnn

I mean......

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The only clickity clacking I’ll be doing at work tomorrow is sharing Super Bowl memes to all my coworkers

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All I want for Christmas is for influencers to stop adding me to their broadcast channels

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Not sure what I’d ever do if chrome decided to not have a restore feature after I aggressively force restart my computer because she hasn’t had a break in 6 months

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I live in a world where my toddler gets mad at me for not letting him shove the entire protein bar in his mouth at once

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Some lady in a Walgreens just asked if I was carrying twins so I’ll be crying myself to sleep for the next 3 months

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@EmilySchantz Cue Katy Perry

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@HotMegma So sorry Meg ❤️

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@isobelparish A king but unproblematic is questionable. He’s plotting something

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@rihanna I beg you, please, the people need an album

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WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG

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ITS HAPPENING

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My husband is the 🐐 I called him on my way home from work exhausted, & he had dinner delivered, laundry done and is cleaning up the kitchen (& our child). And I am going to bed. A king.

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#NewProfilePic

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@EmilySchantz THE PAPER PLATE FACE LIVES ON

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Biggest slap in the face as a taxpayer is the social security office not having wifi

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Thanksgiving eve is vastly different from your early 20s to your early 30s. 20s: blackout at some dive bar in my home town.
30s: prepping stuffing and begging my toddler to fall asleep so I can go to bed.

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@johnnydppdaily @SierraJackzen @katiewalls91 gahhhh I’m obsessed with him

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Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like people arguing over who was first in the exit line at Costco.

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So did Taylor Swift tickets go on sale today or something?

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Also, “where did you put my toothbrush?!”

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I’ve said “can you stop eating the play-doh” more times today than I ever have in my life