Scott Burns

Finding still points in a turning world, ECD @GPJExpMktg, Husband & Father. Everton Man & Cardinals Fan.
@C2MTL Ambassador

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

Dear @Walgreens - your pharmacy is shit. Fix it.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

Bout what I expected from @Everton. Still don’t have the horses. Harry Kane can eat a bag of dicks.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

I hate Harry Kane with the heat of a thousand suns. I wouldn’t piss in his ear if his brain was in fire. #coyb

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

This has heartbreak written all over it. #MIZ

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

No Oilers fan, but man I love these unis.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

I could use smart words from @bogusky right about now…

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

@elonmusk drinks his own pee. (testing to see if I get zapped by a laser from space)

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

Love me some Austin, TX - but can’t spend another dime in that state. Sorry @sxsw - I’m out.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

#spreadnecks

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

At what point can we just start calling this the DeSantis Variant? #covid

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

That is the most absurd red card in the history of football.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

#COYB

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

#coyb

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

For a guy who hates losing he is working hard to find new ways to do it every day. #shitgibbon

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

@vanjones68 made me cry in front of my kids and I loved it.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

Noticing Fox News having some web issues...did Trump pull the plug?

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

Ho. Le. Shit.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

@Everton champions of the world! #COYB

[Scott Burns @raybacon]

#COYB