Ray

glitter on my face, tears in my eyes. comedy writer and performer. (she/her)

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Patrick: where’d my candy bar go? I must’ve dropped it

SpongeBob:

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@quintabrunson sooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 goooooood 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭❤️❤️💔💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@janellejcomedy it’s you baby!!!

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@skrint4less WOW

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@HeavenlyGrandpa ABSOLUTELY KILLED IT!!!!!!!

[isa 🦇 @isainguanzo]

as a former fetus, i can confidently confirm that i would not have known nor cared if i was aborted

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@HeavenlyGrandpa what a blessing to open my app to this

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

damn I walked all the way to the bridge near my house to ponder and there’s already two dudes here pondering as well

[Ray @raybaybay__]

I JUST REALIZED THEY ARE CALLED OVERALLS BC THEY GO OVER ALL OF YOUR BODY WTF HOLY SHIT

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@Eden_Eats as someone who never knows what they want i love this idea

[Ray @raybaybay__]

she tryna fuck
call it a bone appetite

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@HeavenlyGrandpa just bought my dress

[Ray @raybaybay__]

they really make plastic water bottles just shitty enough to make u not wanna reuse it

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@OhItsJustKaelyn omfg

[Ray @raybaybay__]

wrote a cribs parody sketch so i’d have a redeemable excuse to show the nude painting my roommate made of me

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@NoahVerrier this is sex for me

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@jennyyangtv i’ve taken on this mentality and it’s ruined my life

[Ray @raybaybay__]

are there still miners? everything has to have been mined by now

[Ray @raybaybay__]

@idancewwolves introduce yourself to everyone u think is cool!! then ask them to go on lunch/coffee breaks where u talk shit about life ppl n work