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They say you find love when you least expect it....

I genuinely don't know how I could have lower expectations.

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It's pride month. Play Bussi. Go canes.

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@MikeDro_ I have complicated feelings about it. I can't hate the guy for accepting the richest contract in history over a contract that was intentionally slightly off. I loved the Soto year. I want to see him play great. But I've never wanted the Mets to struggle more.

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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there, and to my third grade teacher who I accidentally called mommy

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Here for a long time not a good time. #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth

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Woke took vanilla from us 😭😭😭

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It was me. I needed to hear this.

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Idk what men need to hear this but she can tell if you haven't washed your sheets and she will be mean about it and dear God it was a fucking disaster I didn't even think it had been that long fuck

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Idk what men need to hear this but she can tell if you haven't washed your sheets and she will be mean about it and dear God it was a fucking disaster I didn't even think it had been that long fuck

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Shut up. I'm not crying over some girl. It's the pollen bro shit up

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@kingpminch annihilape is my 🐐

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@SamuelAdams_12 Genuinely weird to me they realized they needed to add a program/reason to play events and at the same time giving br the same problem

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@SamuelAdams_12 It's a massive overcorrection. BR cards should be obtainable to all players while still being rewarding to those who are cracked. If only there was a program or something like that to help balance things 🤔

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I'm gonna be really sad if this doesn't happen

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My romantic history is like those people who complain they never win the lottery but never buy a ticket. They imagine all the great things they would do with the money and get sad when none of it just magically falls in their lap.

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They should round up every one like this and make the most awkward reality dating show of all time.

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They'll say something like "I'm gay"

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You can tell someone is gay when they do this one thing

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When you look at the partner you love but hate yourself

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@YourFriendKyle_ Like if you also need Viagra for sex

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Bad Bunny: *performs*

Republicans: I don't like this, he's not speaking English *switches to tpusa*

Kid rock: bawwittabawdabangdabang diggy diggy diggy

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Do they make a dating app for guys who no rizz, look like a doughy thumb, don't like going on dates but they are really funny when they aren't too anxious to talk and are really good at a couple weird niche things but bad at everything else and am I autistic?