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[sivad @zkSivad]

@Rxblaize I know it's probably the usual bait fueled by low self esteem that you and your colleagues thrive on in this space
But you seem to forget that a prescription is literally an order. Kindly refer to the basics of your training if you've forgotten that little detail Ms @Rxblaize

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

@Teetoh10 When I was single, I did not cook everyday. I also did not buy take outs or eat junk. Never.

[Tonymaths @tonymaths042]

One of my best days as a teacher.
God is great.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

We might want to deny this but if your in-laws don’t respect you,

Your husband has a hand in it.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Graceland International School, PortHarcourt just informed me that Agbo Adoga qualified to represent Nigeria in international Maths Olympiad in China.

Nigerian Ministry of Education said they don’t have money to sponsor anybody.

So he will not attend.

Nigeria lost again!

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

WHO IS BERNICE??????!!!!

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I'm at work and my wife just sent me this, Never marry for the looks or body alone

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

How do I say no to this kind of food?

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

As you’re telling people to say NO, also teach them how to accept NO as an answer.

Because maturity also means respecting somebody else’s NO without sulking, manipulating, or treating it as a personal attack.

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

You can sell anything to Nigerians, just add a little bit of classism and tell them it’s not for poor people, then watch them buy to prove they are not “poor”.

[Felix @felixherbt]

Dear Alex Onyia @winexviv,

Concerned Nigerians have read your recent tweet where you said the Ministry of Education is demanding total handover of the Olympiads portfolio so they can sponsor them with government funds.

Please don’t fall for the illusion that the federal government is selling you.

They didn’t care about these Olympiads for 7 years. Now that you’ve single-handedly redefined education and put the finest brains among our teens on the global map, they suddenly want to “sponsor” everything.

Don’t let them politicize your hard work, which they will definitely do if you emotionally allow them.

They will introduce tribalism, disqualify the best students, and push incompetent ones forward just as they’ve always done.

Look at our athletes under government sponsorship. How many times have they missed international appearances?
This is classic Tinubu and APC style.

Please protect what you’ve built.
Our children deserve merit, not politics.

RT by Lending your voice 🙏

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

One day gents you must understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. Idk how else to explain this but it’s really SO simple.
🤦🏽‍♂️

[Chibueze Ofobuike @buezeofobuike]

I am excited to share that the 2026 finalists of the Aguata Best Students Challenge are departing Lagos, Nigeria, to Kigali, Rwanda, for the purpose of engaging in a life-changing edhcational trip.

The twenty high-flying students will be joining numerous others from different parts of the world to participate in the 2026 Pan-African Boot Camp, holding in the Ntare Louiselund International School, Kigali, Rwanda

At the Boot Camp, our champions will be exposed to activities in the areas of robotics, AI, digital storytelling, etc , - aside the international exposure and networking.

The twenty Aguata champions are:

• Ejezie Sopuruchukwu Divine — St. Peter’s Secondary School, Achina

• Ezema Chisom Esther — Community Secondary School, Akpo

• Okoye Amarachukwu Juliet — Community Secondary School, Aguluezechukwu

• Agu Chisom Stella — Marius Scholar Secondary School, Uga

• Uduji Chioma Treasure — First Hill Secondary School, Ekwulobia

• Ejikeme-Eze Barnabas Kenechukwu — Christ the King Secondary School, Igbo-Ukwu

• Anumudu Eberechukwu Mary-Cynthia — Holy Name Secondary School, Umuchu

• Onuorah Onyedikachi Micheal — St. Anthony’s Secondary School, Ikenga

• Moses Vivian Chinyere — Urban Girls Secondary School, Ekwulobia

• Ejemeni Chinecherem Happiness — Mother of Christ Secondary School, Ezinifite

• Orazulume Chibueze Kingsley — Community Boys Secondary School, Igbo-Ukwu

• Agu Makuochukwu Karen — Holy Child Secondary School, Isuofia

• Dominic Chijindu Divine — Immanuel Model Secondary School, Nkpologwu

14. Okafor Chinemerem Blessing — Community Secondary School, Ora-Eri

• Uzozie Chikamso Rita — Holy Family Secondary School, Igbo-Ukwu

• Onyemaeze Chigozie Divine — St. Augustine Secondary School, Uga

• Okpara Onyekachi Johnson — All Saint’s Seminary, Ekwulobia

• Obinna Goodluck Obinna — Uga Boys Secondary School, Uga

• Okechukwu Onyinyechi Gift — Community Secondary School, Umuchu

• Ezeokeke Ugonna Kingsley — Aguata High School, Aguata

Without doubt, the trip and the boot camp experiences will shape the lives of our amazing and hard-working champions and as well place them on pedestals for greater accomplishments in the future.

Great thanks to our sponsors for providing all the necessary - particularly financial - support needed for impacting in the lives of our amazing students.

Big congratulations to our stars.

In Aguata LGA, Impossibility is Nothing.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

STREET ADDRESSES & THEIR MEANING
​
1. Court: Dead end street.
2. Crescent: Curved road with both ends connecting to the same street.
3. ​Boulevard: Wide street with greenery in the center and along the sides.
4. ​Avenue: Straight street that runs north-south or east-west.
5. ​Drive: A road that follows a natural feature (park, ocean, hills, or lake).
6. ​Alley: Narrow street between, behind, or within buildings.
7. Place: A short street.

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

What are you bringing to the table of this person?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I NEED a friend with benefits. NOT sexualły, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

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This is CAMA right here.
Cut Against Medical Advise.
#ObaraJesus!!!

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

A teenage girl had a mass growing out of her vagina. The father in his infinite mercy started cutting it off; each time it grew out, he would take a dagger and cut it off.
When they got tired of cutting, he brought her to the hospital. Turned out to be cancer.

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@KLASSIQTUNEZ 2go

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

To be fair, if anybody write jamb and post utme for 8yrs, they'll know all the past questions by heart. Lol congratulations

[Aremo David @Hon_aremo]

It all started in 2018
2018, No admission (184 and 9 in putme)
2019, No admission (188 and 24 in putme)
2020, No admission (201 and 33 in putme)
2021, No admission (234 and 46 in putme)
2022, No admission ( 265 and 50 in putme)
2023, No admission (306 and 34 in putme)
2024, No admission (342 and 58 in putme)
2025, No admission (206 and 88 in putme)
2026, Finally Admitted!!! (389 and 99 in putme)
Congratulations to me 🙏🙏💯

Never Give Up!

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

If all of us are settling kulikuli who's gonna buy them "kuks"

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

He should marry the one with two kids, since he is in the habit of impregnating her, he definitely likes her more. Twice is not a mistake. Q. E. D.

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

My brother has decided that he is done playing and want to marry now.

He has 4kids with 3 baby mommas..
And guess what? He wants to marry a virgin.

My uncle straight up told him, that ain't happening. He needs to choose from one of his baby mama's🔥🔥🔥

[iTweet, iTreat, iWrite @RayBhekki]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM