Ray Day

Immigrant. Brain damaged. dilettante. Be kind to each other.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

Monogammy: one leg shorter than the other
Polygammy: both legs shorter than the other

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

It's like dealing with a tantrum prone toddler

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Australia calls for an *independent* inquiry into origins & handling of coronavirus and China makes threats & punishes. Almost like they have something to hide. https://t.co/M7eHAK6299

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@SamPCrosby @slsandpet Do you still stand by all of your "there's never been a better time..." statements?

[Dr Kerryn Phelps AM @drkerrynphelps]

For attention of the Chief Medical Officer and @GregHuntMP @GladysB #covid19australia #COVIDー19

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@KrillTusk I wish I was her seat mate!

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@NTarnopolsky I love how nonchalant she seems about it

"Yeah, just taking this bed sheet off the line..."

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@CaitieMurph_ We have spiky faces, hairy bodies and we smell bad- I find it hard to believe that women are actually attracted to us (and I'm very grateful some actually are).

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@QandA @abcnews If you're not scared then you must be very confused.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

Capitalism ate the last Tim Tam™

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@MsVeruca I was just thinking what a great word "slippery dips" is.

I'm in the US and they call stubby holders "koozies" which is just the best word ever!

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@MarketWatch Better yet: take the bus/ride a bike.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

If ONE white woman accused me of rape my career would be OVER.

A white man accused of rape by TWENTY TWO women being able to run for a 2nd term as POTUS, with half the country still supporting him, is all you need to know about racism, white male patriarchy and white supremacy.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@AmyRemeikis No, I'm pretty sure that's a Qld winter.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

So my new housemate is a stoner, the salt is in the fridge, the handle is missing from the frying pan and there's a white guy with dreadlocks asleep on the living room floor. Glad I'm leaving in a week!

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@hughriminton And when has an economist ever got their predictions wrong?

[💧Bee - Difficult 🐝🌿❤ @BelindaJones68]

Update

$366 million has been given out in franking credits by the Morrison Govt SINCE the May 18 election.

21 days x $16 million per day

Franking credits is the BILL Australia can't afford.
🐝
#insiders

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@Loud_Lass "Like this?"

"No Scotty, you smile with the edges of your mouth."

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@AnnWilson None of the above: who eats white bread?

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@MerikiKO That flag is the ultimate act of colonisation; you must even do symbolism in a European style now and get genuinely offended when this European style symbol is disrespected.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@suze55_ @AvaniDias Me too. I'm white but talk weird so have to play the "where are you really from" game with almost everyone I talk to.

[Ray Day @RayDay___]

@deemadigan @ScottMorrisonMP Can you imagine a car salesman like Morrison ever saying no to more money?