Bartolo Colon

They call me the strikeout king

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@ChedHolmgren Why don’t you get off this app and start working bum

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@NitzkinJacob @CampOjibwa

[Ched “The Vacuum” Holmgren @ChedHolmgren]

Can’t rip the big one around my buddy’s girl #fade #whipped

[Logan Flater @lflater13]

Being sick and blowing your nose in a hot shower is an S tier feeling

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

Prime’s half time speech is about to go nuts

[Logan Flater @lflater13]

Went to chipotle and asked for guac on my bowl and the lady looked at me with a full thing of guac in front of her and said “It’s only for online orders” Shambles.

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@lflater13 Infuriating

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@lflater13 Gus Flater

[Logan Flater @lflater13]

Gus Johnson the goat

[Logan Flater @lflater13]

Can’t wait to bet on the weekly 11pm Hawaii football game

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@altimadriverr @McclungMac Facts

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Fuck Uber eats @justnfields

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@DeadPresPicks Riding

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@WeBeatTheSpread Tailed lfg

[Bartolo Colon @raye_johnny]

@DeadPresPicks Why the eagles are only +4 is crazy

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@DeadPresPicks @OddsCheckerUS $100

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@lflater13 Couldn’t have said it better myself el

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@IzaksMax It

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