Dixon Mayaz

protect your energy

[Gay Ethan @imGayEthan]

This song makes me feel like I’m a GTA prostitute who just survived getting shot point-blank with a rocket launcher

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

double d up hoes, dolly parton! 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Rico @e_suavee]

me pressing no tip at the register

[We Did It Joe!! @JU_Knee_3]

When my friends say “see you at the next spot” but I know I’m headed home.

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

BlTCH CAN I PLAY WITH MY LATTO ONE TIME ?

[Dixon Mayaz @rayfay_]

@8vlos Me when I lie

[PussyPotPie @_villainciaga]

…why would you show me that little ass dick

[rylai ♡ ❀⸆⸉ @raylaiiz]

when i scratch my eyebrow then theres a pimple hiding

[😝 @LuxxTheeICON]

LINK UPPPP THIS IS MY POP STAR!!!

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Accidentally wrote “ting” in an email instead of “thing”

[🍌 ❀ @oliviasbanana]

I stand firm in the belief that there is literary crisis right now because why is THIS so many people’s wedding songs

[rennicka @rennbaebae]

captcha verifications when you miss one bicycle

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

When the joke on my laffy taffy wrapper is funny

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

I just need to borrow some dick til I get back up on my feet man

[ROYALE @royalepains]

I was calling hoes old at 30 … my bad yall like I am truly sorry 😭

[Dixon Mayaz @rayfay_]

Are you and ole girl still beefing over Stefon??

[Rich coleman @king_rich64]

Catch me if you can 😊

[✰ @luxiesha]

Minnie when Mickey sticks the tip in

[𝙫𝙞𝙧𝙜𝙤⁶𓅓 - #KAYLANIEFC @virgofriday]

me when he stick the tip in:

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO