the biggest betrayal happened to me today.
the hairdryer that got me through my teenage years, my one direction era, 5 years of college, and almost two years of marriage tried to light my hair on fire 😢
rip conair 1875 watt cord-keeper hair dryer with folding handle
i’ve given my dog her own personality and lore. however, it’s gone too far.
i pulled out my phone in a store to text her and ask if we had powdered sugar at home…
she does not have a phone…
she cannot text…
she is a dog…