Rachael Hayes

one of a kind 🪐🌻🎥

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

When the Taco Bell delivery driver forgets my Baja blast but I don’t want to make them feel bad

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

To tell me this on a full moon? Lawyers pls advise

[babygirl @luvmoore_]

Ovulating on the full moon, I’m bouta go outside and howl

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

The more someone dislikes me the more I think they want me ???? @DrPhil

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

@twonthehog Are we…… Scientology girlies

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

@twonthehog Take an adderal

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

@twonthehog Boss also does not understand is my take

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Also a woman at the bar said she needed vape juice and the bartender thought she was saying grape juice so he kept pouring her grape juice

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Tonight I told someone I don’t fix the gap in my teeth because I fear it will make me less funny and their response was, “you’re funny?” 🤓🙂‍↔️

[cassie @cassiee1919]

situationships the night before they end:

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

@twonthehog My dead cat boots? I am

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

I’ve known my core group of girl friends for over 18 years, and we’ve loved each other through every stage of life. We become different people & we all love each other. I can’t imagine walking away from that and never experiencing a lifelong friendship. Yall ghosters missing out

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Can anyone who has been held captive and tortured via water boarding reply and confirm that trying to fall asleep with a stuffy nose via mouth breathing is essentially the same thing if not worse?

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Being in a sorority is embarrassing

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Damn can anyone let me be manic in peace??? (I’m literally begging for attention on the internet)

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

I don’t agree with this word but this tweet was about @twonthehog and I

[thinfluencer @notgayneverwas]

"I was love bombed." "I was gaslit." No, baby, you are retarted; plain and simple, just like you.

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Ok I keep thinking I'm getting on fun @unitedairlines airplanes bc they blast music during boarding but it's my 8483829 flight this year and now I know it was a brand decision and I need to know who is behind it and if it was marketing bc 👏

Pls advise @unitedairlines

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Turns out it gets better

[Rachael Hayes @rayhayez]

Does anyone else ever just remember how old they are and get scared?? I do not feel nor act like a 24 year old human. I still feel 22