ray durkin

single synical chef

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

morning earrly one today byeeee

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

hellooooo everyone ;) im back........missed me???.........no!

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

right time to go .......have a goodun xxx

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

@MissMuppet77 mine too :)

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

i dont do alcohol im teatotal :P

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

vimto and scampi fries :¬O

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

tonight im going for the leathal mix of .............

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

right i have eaten ...and i have written my adress on a piece of paper so j can get home if i am too bladderd

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

i know ......facebook .....oh i crack myself up ...but seriously i am going out to get completly twat faced

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

twitting or twatting???? hmmmmmmm

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

twitting or twatting??

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

stay in on twitter all night or go n get twatted??????

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

to all razor manufacturers can i just say....ONE SIZE FITS ALL!!!!!!!!!

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

also the razor blades i bought today dont fit my razor

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

i lost rubber ducky in my matey bubbles

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

woohoo had my bath i had a terrifying exspeariance too!!!!

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

rubber ducky says .......squeek.....

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

right gonna risk it ....rubber ducky will look after me but if im not back in an hour avenge my death

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

i made it through friday the 13th alive woohoo bonus! but i want a bath ...dont know if jason is hiding in my bathroom with a kitchen knife?

[ray durkin @rayjustforfun]

off to work no time to twitter bye!