Rachel Asres

Teacher, learner, writer, avocado aficionado, wanderer. Inspired by the Truest Story I know. married to @joshasres

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@NashSevereWx Thanks! We raised our house after the 2021 floods when we had to wade out through waist deep water- and it gets a little easier every time there’s water in the backyard but not in the house. We’ve gotten really good at telling the creek height!

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@KAWhittlesey I asked Mussie if he wanted to be president when he grew up and he said “no, mom, I’m not a girl.” 🥹 may it be so.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

me to every stranger for the next 36 hours

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me when I have a concept of a plan

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘I Am IVF’

[Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan @morninggloria]

Tampon Tim sounds like Santa Claus but for periods. Like on the night before you start bleeding he visits your house and leaves baskets of menstrual products under your sink. We should sing carols about him

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

For Donald Trump to be taken down by a Black woman, a prosecutor, is the poetic justice the country has been waiting for.

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

[Dear White Staffers @dearwhitestaff]

On Covfefe Day no less

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@katunruh @lawrenceks Whoaaaa glad you and Mavis are ok!

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@nashzoovet Totally fine! Just wanted to make sure.

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@katunruh Who also beat them in the ACC tournament. Ouch.

[Rachel Asres @raykkel]

@emilykmay Not to me, but a friend: brought her toddler in the bathroom with her after recently getting waxed and her toddler loudly asked, “mama, your bagina get a haircut?” 😂😂😂😂

[Meg | The Feminist Budget Mom @_nomadic_soul]

Hey conservatives, many people who have left the church and become “secularized” or “walked away” or whatever you want to call it, very very often have deep religious trauma - you’ve likely never been a safe enough person to hear about.