Kitambo ungetaka kuitisha mechi from your Ex you could just WhatsApp her "Dhksfhaiitwvkslh vfddn" then unazima data. Few minutes later anakupigia simu akikuuliza what do you mean, then unajifanya you don't know what she's talking about. Unawasha data then unamtext 'aki pole imejifinya niki tembea' then you start simping from there. Sikuizi mambo imeharibika, hiyo ndoano hainasi wamama anymore. Wamama wakona hasira sikuizi buana. The moment unamtext iyo upuzi huwa anaku blue tick, inabidi umemtext 'sorry imejifinya by mis....' ata kabla huja maliza hauoni profile picture yake tena. Wajameni,,, ukienda kumpigia unakuta usha pelekwa kosovo rumande, dunga direct. During Uhuru's regime, we didn't struggle this much just to get laid. I swear if this isn't enough ground for Ruto's impeachment then i don't know what else is. π
Married men tunaishi in limbo, mwanaume unakosa hadi freedom of expression kwa boma. "Hizi Chapo za leo zimeweza" these are complements that denied me unsolicited coochie for a year coz sikujua ni mboch amepika. Unaenda kuguza bibi anakushow "leo hatujakula Chapo,utaweza kweli?".