Waymond Mak

Student, rapper, businessman, alcoholic, escort, historian, chef.

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Watchin this kid here roll his boogers until they disappear

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

How do I get more followers without posting nudes?

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Are asians underrepresented in media? Not according to my emojis. #taxationwithrepresentation

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Does Hillary have gingivitis?

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The night sky must look beautiful in North Korea

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

I wonder what would happen if monkeys could learn to create fire.

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

My tweets are primo
Like your mom

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

I hate when im scratching my head and a bug falls out

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Fantastic Four?
more like fantastic flop

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Sometimes I worry that my kids will turn out ugly.
Will I still love them if they are??

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

The only thing I would get from ikea is breakfast

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

An eye for an eye makes the whole world pirates

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

I asked a German girl for her number
It was 999-9999

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

Everywhere

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I always assume a girl has STD's before having sex. That way I won't feel as bad when I'm giving her my STD's.

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Remember when we had to raise our hands to go to the bathroom?

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Whats Bill gotta say about Deflategate

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The only thing that was tak3n in taken 3 was my mon3y

[Waymond Mak @raymak125]

Zoo animals seem so miserable

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I hate when sound effects in a movie are super loud but the characters talk really softly