Raymond Black

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@Daithionaroll Hairy enough! Heading down that way this evening.

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@Daithionaroll Shit, that was close! Is that Emory's place?

[Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @RubenBolling]

When you want all the other evil white guys in the room to know you're the MOST evil white guy.

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@jamesmcc77 @Krisharron @MlleTresse is that yer man out of The Proclaimers?

[Barry Duggan @dugganbarry]

Best news pic of the weekend taken by @Atlantic_Towage of #boeing767 surfing into Sligo

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord I'm no Tony Hawke!

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord bruised but intact, unlike my dignity, which is completely shattered

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

I'm just after falling off one the kids skateboards and landing on my arse! They looked at me with a mix of horror and pity but mostly pity

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord nah that's only 'coz he loves the attention. Full of his own shit!

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord nice! I love how folks are going on about his humility!

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord Aye, might be up for that.

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@MrAvoidWord just a pity he didn't break it on McGregor's face!

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@shinyemptyhead nice one, worth a try but I doubt I'll get away with it

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@shinyemptyhead Hah, nice. Must keep it, might come in handy. Happy New Year.....dirty hippie!

[charlie higson @monstroso]

My wife's iPhone cover has handy little pockets on the back, so now she can lose her phone and all her major credits cards at the same time

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@shinyemptyhead Take the words "two dogs" out of your tweet and it looks a lot different!

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@jamesmcc77 thems were the days sur

[Ciaran Conliffe @shinyemptyhead]

This is new, even for Belfast. RT @williamcrawley: PSNI say their officers have been attacked today by some individuals wielding SWORDS.

[Raymond Black @raymond_black]

@shinyemptyhead It does have a nice wee fleg on a bendy pole though..... well it does on 'special' occasions!