Rayna ☀️

well, aren’t you a peach. she/her.

[Rayna ☀️ @rayna_scheller_]

emotionally? the year is 1899 and i have tuberculosis

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

If there is another recession do my parents have to get divorced again?

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I hate when people say “ the bug is more scare of you than you are of it”. DID THE BUG TELL YOU THAT ?!

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

I reference episodes of SpongeBob, like a Monk quoting ancient proverbs to people seeking spiritual guidance

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[໊ @sonohoor]

i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety

[Duolingo @duolingo]

alive and unwell

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would do anything to cure my digestive issues except stop drinking coffee or change my dietary habits in any way

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i can’t believe bugs finna come back. i’m so aggravated

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i love being a part of history

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[᛭ Ian ᛭ @KnightspurHouse]

Got him at last light.Neighbor’s front yard,20 yard shot.

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars

[trash jones @jzux]

on my way to kick your ass

[b r y @__BryanNotBrian]

Robbery in broad daylight