the gay cousin

too gay to live, can’t afford to die

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

i just coughed, sneezed, and farted at the same time. i’m better than you.

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

active on twitter just so i can brag about being at the pep rally with my baes @ColoradoStateU

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

me: yeah my standards for men are pretty high
me when a guy at target said he liked my socks: *googling wedding rings*

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

i don’t do drugs…i wait until 11:57pm to submit my assignments knowing they take 2-5 minutes to upload.

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

@sonicdrivein ice>>>

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

i love being my friends’ personal hype man. You got the nerve to ask the waiter for ketchup? Good job! You unfollowed your ex? YES! We love that for you!! You stole the declaration of independence? Slay queen as you should 💅🏻💅🏻

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

oh hey im not dead

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

@apocalipstickzz tag me please because i’ve seen people talking about it everywhere and can’t find it 💀

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

Justice for Pervis Payne:100,000 - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/VymgvehBEf via @Change

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

The White House: Changing the American Flag and National Anthem - Sign the Petition! Lmao let’s do this https://t.co/qm5pIibUBs via @Change

[🪴🫧🧃 @cheechcobbler]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

[Gabesco @frescogabesco]

Snap memories really do be making me feel bad tho
It’s like hey remember a year ago when you were happy? Where’d that go

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

every time a guy says
“go make me a sandwich”
just say
“go buy me something pretty”
#Feminism #menaretrash

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

tik tok creator: * likes/replies to my comment
brain: don’t
me:......
brain: don’t do it
me: *catches feelings for a person that isn’t even really aware of my existence *

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

wait so the president is sending in the national guard for #BlackLivesMatter riots and protests....but where was the military when people were doing the same thing about a damn haircut??

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

someone asked me why i don’t have autocapitalize on. like bitch i’m bisexual and a dumbass, obviously

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

y’all i went to @Walmart and they play this jingle thing on the intercom about social distancing and washing your hands.....it literally made me feel like i was in the apocalypse

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

but more or less than fries at the bottom of the bag?

[Gabesco @frescogabesco]

The salt at the bottom of a bag of pretzels hits different

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

rt so bros can shower together

[the gay cousin @raynbowcrayon]

Black people really out there dying, and y’all white people still saying “America is the best country”
#BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForGeorge #TamirRice #AltonSterling #JusticeforAhmaudArbery