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Closed fist chronicles

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

My long time, favorite regular texted me to tell me she needs to take a break financially and it's going to take everything in me not to tear up at our last appointment tmrw

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Hate when google tells me a bird I just saw is “very common”. The majesty of flight and the beauty of the natural world is anything but common

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

I have a porch for the first time in my adult life and I am so scared to go sit on it??

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

I'm so fucking excited for May!! I cannot wait to leave my shit poop dumpster of an apartment

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Just gotta make it through the winter just gotta make it through the winter just gotta make it through the winter
Just gotta make it through the winter

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Hit by a truck yesterday and 3 cancellations at work today I'm about to off myself 🤪

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

House hunting has been so terrible I'm about to just buy a damn camper

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

The owner of my salon is dead wrong for making up compete for a PTO day 🥴

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Changed my number for the first time in 15 years and I've been getting a solid 5 spam calls a day 😩

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

What did I do to deserve getting a chemical burn on my ass cheek during an already very shitty day at work??

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

No way they kept my dumb ass cowboy BMO tattoo in my professional headshots😭

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

@_skyrh Ope 😭 yeah fuck that just send it back

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Ah fuck I'm about to buy a pair of Crocs to wear at work 😮‍💨

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Bro how much longer is it going to be this hot?? I'm about to evaporate

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Call me a homophobe but I am not looking forward to painting rainbows on nails all month long

[luke 📼 paris dm fic 📌 @montygreener]

saw this tiktok earlier which explained how perfectly how brainless that image is

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Just saw a coworker shake her ass to get a wedgie out and I am so inspired

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

Keep it fucking separate people are so creepy

[barnabee @rayndoubleu]

As a mother why are posting stories with your titties, BBL out, while covering your own face then directly after posting your child in a bathing suit ??!?