Stevie Rayner

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@R1Breakfast play lightning seeds footballs coming home! Come in England! Let's have it!

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@R1Breakfast don't worry about vindaloo get some lighting seeds on #footballscominghome

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#myworldcupseat

[Funny Quotes @FunnyQuotees]

person: *doesn't reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#EurovisionSongContest2014 bearded lady to funny come on Greece! Uk load if bollocks as usual

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@charkenna9 hey Charlotte how's it going?? Hope life's treating you well x

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#RolfHarris #twolittleboys #toys #yewtree #innocent #guilty #whoknows

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#magicmoments #fatherhood #daddy #son

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#hot #model #wouldntsayno

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@jadeblackmore2 hey jade how's it going? I see you have a little girl now! Hope life is treating you well x

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@AttenboroughCC @MattAhluwalia27 think you got the wrong Rayner lool

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

#makingmovments #imonone

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@Kmulvo looool look just fallen asleep

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@Kmulvo well I do t like to blow my own trumpet but he he's great looking just like he's daddy lol

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@Kmulvo yh he's kl proper big lol bald though ha ha

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@Kmulvo I'm gonna hold you too that! Been to long uncle Mulvey!!

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@Kmulvo when you coming up mate? You haven't seen the boy yet!

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

It's squeaky bum time this weekend...and I don't mean for Max Clifford.

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

Max Clifford may you rot you dirty paedo wanker! #scum

[Stevie Rayner @rayner]

@rickygervais @KarlPilkington love child @krissyboi32