Ray Morris

meme queen! I am too extra for my own good. People are always embarrassed for me because I am too busy having a good time to be embarrassed.🌚🗿💗

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I dont want to be known for the things I'm against. I would rather be known for the things I am for.

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I had a dream I visited a museum called the history of bikes and bubbles

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Okay but real talk how can there be a 4 month sleep regression if your baby doesn’t sleep in the first place?

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I hate when I’m at the drive thru and they keep asking anything else immediately after I say something like give me a second before you say it at least otherwise it feels rude

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Just spent over an hour trying to get my newborn down for a nap so I could get some stuff done around the house. Too bad cuddling with her made me tired and I’m probably just gonna take a nap now.

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Patient parking and visitor parking should be separate at hospitals it shouldn’t be hard for patients to find good parking.

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

When they forget half you order at the drive thru 😫

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Me in a room with 3 other people the only other woman in the room says “wow you are really starting to look pregnant”
Me who is obviously the pregnant one “who me?!?” 😂

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Whoever decided that having computers answer the phone instead of actual people was better Is out of their mind it’s literally the opposite of helpful. 🙃

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I don’t get why everybody acts like gen z is making things fashionable. brands and celebrities are telling them what to wear and they are just repeating it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

An actual conversation that happened between me and my husband this week
Him “why is there a half eaten breadstick in the passenger side of the car?”
Me “probably the same reason there’s a half eaten scone in my purse right now.”

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I will never understand how people don’t understand how you have fun without alcohol or drugs. Like I’m sorry but that’s just sad to me.

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

“Do small things with great love”

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Remember when everybody was wearing jeans under their dresses in the name of ✨fashion✨ what simpler times

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I don’t understand why you would walk across the street downtown in a big city when the crosswalk is clearly telling you not to go and it’s busy. That’s how you get hit by a car. I know pedestrians always have the right away but also follow the rules if you want to live. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I always thought it was clean sweep until recently I didn’t realize it was queen sweep

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Remember when it was like the thing to dress up as a “nerd” for Halloween

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

If you wear a shirt that says cool mom you’re actually probably not

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I love when customers try to bully me into doing what they want me to even after I tell them my manager said no 🙃

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

Y’all I accidentally applied for this job awhile ago (i thought I clicked on a different one) and they got in contact with me about an interview and I have no idea what they even do. I even looked at their website and I’m still confused. 😂

[Ray Morris @rayrayrizzle96]

I have only been at my job for a little over a month and so far I have seen a guy completely change his clothes in the parking lot and a woman literally taking everything out of her car and reorganizing it. Why do people do weird things in this parking lot?