your uncle ray

i haven't eaten paper in years and i'll thank you kindly to remember that // run by @nyaggots

[charlie🌱😷 @turnaboutsister]

ANTI MVK BANNERS (RAYMOND AND OTHERS SOON TO COME)

[charlie🌱😷 @turnaboutsister]

more! featuring: aai2 characters!

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

fedoras are only legal if you're not straight. that's an actual law. straight men im coming for you and i have a leaf blower to blast the hats off your heads

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

((happy birthday everyone who has a birthday today!

[CROW GIRL!!! @CR0WSONG]

perhaps if monsieur gustavia did this he would not have killed anyone.

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

@justice_jove thanks! i think i've officially sworn off dating rich people after this

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

sometimes you just get framed for murder, prove your innocence, and then have to hitchhike back home from rich idiot summer home territory because you can't ask your now ex boyfriend for a ride on account of he's in jail and also hates you and tried to kill you with a chandelier

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

@trucy_txt yknow sometimes you get a boyfriend, go on vacation with said boyfriend to his mansion in the woods, get framed for murder by said boyfriend and have to prove your innocence in the middle of a stormy night like something out of agatha christie. it happens

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

heh sorry uncle ray disappeared for a month or so, it's... a long story

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

@CykeYouUp that's why i wear this hat to contain all my brain cells

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

haters will see you and be like we are capcom and you are only allowed to be in one game and then you are imprisoned in the broom closet for eternity

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

haters will see you and be like this is good writing but what if we added in a weird insistence on hugging people just enough to make viewers mildly uncomfortable

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

haters will see you and be like i am going to shoot your boss in an elevator

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

washing a brick its a guy thing lol

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

haters will see you and be like that idiot cant even teleport

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

listen to carly rae jepsen

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

@feygey what if brushel is oldbag's son....

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

@feygey exactly. also he's ugly as hell

[your uncle ray @rayshields_txt]

do people actually like m*nfred von karma? and they're, like, not joking about it? damn get well soon i guess 😷😤🙄